I loved the third one!

i fucking love every single one of these. hilarious, twisted, and perfectly disgusting.

faves.

aah this one is defo my fave )

the last line cracked me up )

the vomits in the third line just pull it off...i dunno why, ive jsut always thought that was a horrible word but it fits in with the whole theme )

youre a very strange person. But maybe thats a good thing because this collection has honestly made my day x]

i dont think the 'when' at the begining of the third line is needed, but other than that... .

Drunken Stoner...haha. what a classic.

this is the type of thing i feel guilty laughing at because its so sick/ morbid, but in that very same way its just so hilarious i cant help it x)

um...i'm hesitant to comment.