I too have such desires. It's fun to put things on your cats and see how they react. Usually they don't care. Fun little poem. It made me laugh out loud at work and get funny looks from people.

Haha. I love cats, and I love patting them. But I have never thought of spitting my gum on them. ;) I have locked two of my cats in a room and recorded them hissing at each other though :D