Reviews for Standard Deviation

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muzikall. 2007-12-09 ch 2,	ahh! this is really interesting; please update!
fhgatrh 2007-10-29 ch 1,	Ha. You're funny. Real funny. As a matter of fact (I'm a man! ...Kidding) that email is 2863207850781463 years old, and it probably was about five years ago when I made it. So there. I get easily attached to things, okay? Like my runners that I've also had for 217632 years but even though all I ever use them for is school sport and I get to drop that next year I still won't chuck them out. Or the 2004 calander of orangatans hanging on my wall that probably won't move until at least 2014 (God, I hope I won't STILL be living here then. Yuck). Well that was the only idea I could think of. So someone had better like it, or all you nerdy mods will have a problem on your hands, won't you? I like the idea of awards. Let's set up our award thingy that we were going to do 2368dgfd7638a7 years ago. Awards are cool, man.
like, so totally awesome, d... 2007-06-08 ch 1,	Hey. A name does define everything. Like if you have a bimbo name you'll grow up to be one. Murder By Emo? That's... sadistic is one way of putting it. I shouldn't relly be laughing, but a couple of months ago there was an 'emo suicide pact' near around where I live. And it's just... all the papers trying to define 'emo' for all the old people was hilarious. And then just yesterday, I was looking through this 'TAKE ONE: ITS FREE' magazine I saw in the library when I should have been doing my work, and the heading was: Shiny Happy People. Complete with a picture of emos, all of whom had the obligatory emo frige. God, whenever I see that i just want to pick up a pair of scissors and STAB them with it already. Or, you know, cut it off. Either way. Gawd! Now I can't use Halifax because I'm forever going to think it's car insurance. Why the hell am I communist? This issue has been coming up for a while, actually. Only I've only bothered to ask now. Ahh. Speaking of Nikita, I've done most of chapter two, i just need to give it a MAJOR overhaul. Like fat overhaul, because it's got too many pointless flabby bits. Actually I watched teen fit camp last week, bout these er... overly large teenagers camping at some fat camp over your way (or at least your country. whatever) and there was this kid that fell in love with these two girls, one of whom was american and too skinny to be at a fat camp, and... yeah. I forgot what my point was, but i DID have one. I swear. Oh yeah. It's taken me this long to write back because I've had gasp EXAMS! Also, the latest news is: I got a letter sent home from the school the other day to say I'm failing maths for the semester. Yay. And then I got my maths exam back yesterday and I got 41 per cent. An E. So I failed that as well. I also got my geography one (82/A) and my english one, which I was mildly disappointed with (Only 56/60! I lost FOUR whole marks!) but at least it was an A+ and the highest score in class. Still. FOUR marks, I tell you, FOUR! Well. Alexia... isn't as bad a Sheridan. Which is what I could have been named. Like the sheets. I would have been named after SHEETS. Child cruelty, I tell you. I like the second version better. In case you even remember it. Give him big hair. Big hair is HAWTER than a crew cut. By the way, you beter hurry up and update. AT least I'm going to be working on it all weekend because this is like the first one all year that I'm home. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? LAZING AROUND IN THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS WHILE IM FREZING (it was the coldest day all year for my maths exam and the heater had broken) AND YOU SHOULD BE WRITING, NOT WORKING! THATS RIGHT! I HOPE YOU FEEL GUILTY! Whoa. Yelling really takes it of ya. Only I have to whisper-yell, because mums asleep and my brother is... hmm. probably setting an illicit drug deal up, for all I know. Over and out. Repeat. Over and out. ... Mayday! Mayday! ... I've always wanted to say that.
ya'll ar' ah hawt dawgity d... 2007-06-01 ch 2,	So, I was like, you know, like, so disappointed today, you know? Like, I read your message and I was like, "OMG! You've got, like, a new story!" And I was like, totally excited, like, you know? And then I like, checked, and there was, like, NOTHING. And I was like, "OMG! BIATCH!" And then I was like, "I'm going to, like, totally slap you down." Not really. Much. So yeah, I reckon it could go either way. It seems like there's enough plot there to make Rossi/Beau go on for ages. I was going to call Dreadlock Guy Beau. But then I was all, nah. So now I'm going to call him Grayson. And my next people are going to be Tatum and Halifax. So, Rossi's going to be vulgar and crude and ask all the guys their size and all the girls to demonstrate how flexible they are? Lol instead of the 'I love you' there should be a, "You know, I actually kind of tolerate you now." "Thanks. You're not such a either." Language, gotta remind myself of that. I actually like the name Chiffon. It reminds me of Saffron, even though one's a material and the other's a spice. Nyahahahaha, you're writing it in first person. I thought you didn't like that, lol. SUCKER! I'M INFLUENCING YOU WITHOUT YOU EVEN REALISING IT! MUAHAHAHA! Ahem. Must be quick, old chap, because I have exams all next week starting Monday and I haven't studied for them yet. So mum wouldn't let me go out today because I have to study al day... which now that I think about it, is probably a good idea. Especially considering I'm failing maths. I think. I have to be, I haven't passed a test all term. I got one back yesterday with a 46%, and everyone was all, "Hahaha, kirralee, you're so stupid!" But I showed them, because the next period we got our english essays and I got 100%. Douche bags. Hmm. That's my new word of the week. Douche. I want to read it first! Oh. Please. And I'll get back to studying now...
My baby's awesomer than you 2007-05-17 ch 1,	I had it on Monday. It was HORRIBLE, okay, HORRIBLE! It turned me off children FOREVER. Can't you see how traumatised I am just from the way I keep using all the CAPITALS? It was FERAL. It didn't SHUT UP. Well, except for when I went to sleep at ten, and then it slept right through the night until five. But still, BEFORE that, it was HORRIBLE. Hmm. Now I really hate the word 'horrible'. It's so tacky. But yeah, I ended up getting a hundred per cent on it, so that was all right. It was actually really sad. It didn't have any pants on, because then it took too long to change it's nappy, and in the middle of the night my mother came in and put a blanket on it, because she thought he was cold. She thought the DOLL was COLD. Is there something wrong with that? Because I think there is. My other child went away today, as well. Saffron's going home with my friend and I think she'll eat him. Muahaha... chicken tonight... lol. Yeah, pokie machines are those light and buttoned thingys. What do YOU call them then? Huh? Huh? Wow, I just realised I don't know what they're actually called. I am so sad. I was going to leave this for another few days because I'm lazy, but then I realised that I wasn't going to be home for the weekend and then you'd come after me with a burning pitchfork. And that would hurt. Lol yeah I know that I used your middle name, except I forgot until I read it back over but I couldn't be bothered changing it. Don't get a big head or anything. Because then it might explode, and that would be sad. And then it would be funny not too long after. Wow. Speaking of dying my hair, I dyed my hair on Sunday. Except my mum rang up and was all, "What about burgandy?" And I thought it would be like the colour of a fire engine, so I told her to get a darker one, and it's turned out to be black, with a purple/reddish tinge in light. Lol it's also the first time I've tried a home permanent job, but oh well. It'll come out in a few months, and it's not like I have blonde eyebrows so it doesn't look too weird. Yeah, I always get bagged for being an emo, and that was before I dyed my hair blackblack. I don't even wear black. It's just because I have dark hair, dark eyes and pale skin. It's not my fault I don't tan! Actually, I got told I have black eyes today. Isn't that like I sign of evilness or something? Wow. I am feeling so sadistic right now... Muahahahahahahahahaha! Ahem. Wow. I saw this girl's name the other day, and it was TATUM. Seriously. That is beyond sad, but now I'm going to call someone that. And yeah, I already know a Javin. And I can't call him that because it's too close to Gavin. I hate the name Rhys. I have emotional scars because when I was in primary school, this one kid named Rhys threw one of those huge wheely blackboards at me and then chased me out of the school for like a km. It was really scary and he was CRAZY. Ooh, guess what? I'm going to a Japanese festival! Haha now I can REALLY be a pseudo-Japanese wannabe. Lol my teacher started telling us about it, figuring no one would listen, but me and my friend were like, 'let's go!' She's a bit odd. Almost-but-not-quite as odd as me. And we get in free if we wear a kimmono, but I decided that I have no bedsheets that are Japanesey. Lol. So I guess I'll just have to scrounge up the three bucks it costs to get in. Oh I have to go now... to do japanese homework. Wow, now I really feel like a freak. I'm just having one big let's-see-how-low-kirralee's-ego-can-go day. Uh huh. That's right.
insane in the brain 2007-05-12 ch 2,	McGroin? -snicker- My name name is McLeah... I wonder if I can switch it to McGroin in a session sign up and see whether my strict coach blows the top (for volleyball) xD
dun dun dun... guess who 2007-05-04 ch 1,	Hahaha you're a cracker. I was getting an English accent from that spelling, believe it or not. Hm... I wonder what that says about the english. My friend reckons they all look like horses, to which I responded that that was RACIST and then agreed after seeing a picture of camilla-whats-her-face. But yeah. It's not like I can talk or anything. I think I look more like a panda bear than a horse. Without the ears. And the panda eyes. Because that would just be ho-like. Not to mention the fact that i'm not english. Well, maybe some of my ancesters were, once upon a hundred million years ago. ANYWAY. Wow. All of a sudden I have that theme song from Arthur stuck in my head. 'And it comes from the heart, believe in yourself, for that's the plact to start!' Or something like that. oh my god. Speaking of purple people eaters, we used to have reading groups with weird names in grade one and i was in the purple people eaters. Which at the time seemed cool, but now I'm just all, 'what the ** is a purple people eater?' That just sounded really valley girl in my head for some reason. I think I've been spending too much time around my wedding partner. He was the biggest valley girl I've ever met. I don't remember Beast. or even a cat. who's cat was it again? Anyway. I might talk to you tomorrow, I might not (haha its the weekend for me SUCKER) but probably not because I'll most likely get bashed and my body will be found in someones garbage bin. It's a long story, but it goes like this: my friend knows/meets (not exactly sure which) random guy on the internet, agrees to meet said random guy tomorrow, agrees to take various amounts of people (including me) along so that they both won't be all, "OMG! YOURE GOING TO RAPE ME!" (Okay, so I don't ACTUALLY know why. I came back from that stupid wedding with the valley girl and it was all arranged) and thus, I'm going to get bashed tomorrow because I SWEAR he is a thug. I mean, he's a muscle builder (what're they called again?", so doesn't that tell you something? They'll all be too high on steriods to even STAND UP STRAIGHT! But yeah. That was my short story. But you know what's really weird? I DID HAVE JAPANESE TODAY. That was weird. Almost as weird as finding out that our chickens we got given yesterday in ag are STILL ALIVE.
Loni from Mars 2007-04-12 ch 2,	"But what's your refund policy?" I suspect he should have killed her on the spot. But, God, this is fabulous. Bit nonsensey, but it's only the beginning.
2007-04-08 ch 1,	Oh at least we got a review I spose. I didn't actually think our flames were all that believable. And our only REAL reviewer didn't even flame us. Oh yeah, I've got the chorus for the next one all sussed out. It goes like this: He paid in cash! He paid in Canadian cash! He paid in cash! He paid in Canadian cash! I still have to figure out the actual song though...
Lumberjack Jim 2007-04-06 ch 2,	Okay, you know what's REALLY sad? We don't even have to annouce who it is when we 'review' each other. We just go, 'oh, that person's odd. it must be my charming, incredible, wondeful co-writer!' (Or at least you say that. I just go, 'someone reviewed me. it must be rhandi.') And I reviewed our story for kicks. Cause now I can say that I'm so desperate I review my writing. So you have to review it as well. And I changed it to anon, so now we can review it HEAPS. YAY! Er... forgot what else you said. Oh yeah... my bad. TODAY is saturday, but ti thought it was yesterday... eh i'm crazy... which means its friday for you. do you, i'm actually sixteen hours ahead of you? WHICH MEANS IM IN TOMORROW! How cool is that?
WE HAVE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!... 2007-04-06 ch 1,	Um. Yeah. It said we have three, but I could only read two and you won't even be reading this because you're doing your little worky thing or whatever it was that you had to do. We even got another fav! (One that wasn't ours!) ... Well. I'm excited. And you changed the summary. How'd you manage to get those line things, anyway?
caleum 2007-04-06 ch 2,	yeah can't be bothered loging in anyway, brilliant, no this chapter didn't let me down, your writing is just as wonderful and entertaining as ever. GOOD WORK! please keep typing and update soon Caleum.
xtotallyatpeacex 2007-04-05 ch 2,	Wait. Why is she trying to kill the sandman, when she last saw him when she was five? I mean, Sonja has some serious issues. I can't remember anything from when I was five. Or maybe I just have a ** memory. Probably. Also, I've decided that I also want Scotland. Is that allowed? Meh. So anyways, Standard Deviation is looking good... but League? His name is League? Isn't there a League in Forrester's? If there isn't, there should be. And there should be twins named Bat and Ball... Baseball. Lol I just crack myself up... Um. Anyway. I'll just go now...
miss understanding 2007-04-05 ch 2,	Ooh an update! does the merry jig of joy [Thea was bound to snap at any moment and go around castrating the male population after she set off to burn down the Dean of Admission's office with the poor fraud barricaded inside] LOLsicles. This sentence is just so perfect. I love it to pieces. I'm guessing Thea is a firebrand... although maybe it's just the stress of trying to get accepted. -.- That's why I count myself lucky that I'm going to a community college. [He resembled an alpha male. I suppose that's where his attraction came from. It appealed to the primitive side of females.] So true, at least, for someone like Sonja, who seems especially primitive and hostile. She seems like the best match for her would be someone with a penchant for brandishing a chainsaw. Hence the sadistic part, I suppose? :O ["I hope get fat, and get cellulite,"] - this is me being a total grammar nerd right here, but shouldn't that be "I hope YOU get fat, and get cellulite"? They also have humungous vocabularious compared to the nitwits at my school whose speech generally consists of "Like, you know, words durr?" I'm not saying that there are exceptions to the rule, but even super-smart people don't talk like that outside class :\| Unless there's a reason? :X Coffee Ninja - AWESOME name! :D So, I'm a bit confused, but I also like the character's and their witty bantering. I'm sure the plot will become more clear as the story progresses. Sonja in particular seems quite the cynical, humorous evil dictator-type. I happened to be listening to upbeat techno and it totally drove the story along as I read it. What an experience lol. xChoco
xtotallyatpeacex 2007-04-05 ch 1,	raises hand I don't love stats class. I mean, if I knew what stats class was, and I was actually in it, I'm sure I'd hate it. It's all numbers anyway. So, checked out your profile before I clicked onto this. And wow, I was just honoured when I saw 'my partner isn't too shabby'. Seriously, don't think I've ever recieved a nicer compliment. In fact, now that my writing self esteem has been restored, I'm just gonna go and write something... Kidding. Hah, you got excited then, didn't cha? Okay, you don't know how LONG it took me to transfer all the normal writing into the awesome cool font you thought was Russian. I spent like an entire DAY doing that. (Okay, like... an hour. Big difference.) Well, nah nah nah I don't have to do Japanese right now because I'm on holidays! So, when you're stuck in a two hour stats class, think of me, NOT in a two hour stats class, instead righting irritating reviews to people that ARE stuck in a two hour stats class. Yeah, I know, I am so witty. Well, I think I'll have China anyway. Too bad if someone else has already taken it - if I can't have my way... shakes fist ominously Nah. Actually... I'll have Canada. But it's all good, because I don't WANT the french-speaking part anyway. Or how about Ireland... and then we could just drink guiness al day. But ew, isn't it actually black slushy stuff? Because there is no way I am drinking it then. Unfortunately, no freaks have taken me up on my offer. Except for you, but you don't count. Lol, kidding... ...Of course you count. We could do a chapter each, except I don't think I could make mine smart enough. Or, we could each write a chapter and then I send mine to you so you can smarten it up, and you can send yours to me so I can dumb it down. But then I think I might have an aneurism from the stress of the whole thing. Because then people will know who wrote what, and they'll be all, "I think Rhandi should write it all because she's better" and then I'll go back to having zero self esteem and I'll burn my hard disk. You know, like how people that give up on painting burn all their paintings... I'd burn a journal, but I don't have one. Whoa, man. Yer 'ave some odd images goin' round in yer 'ead, ya know? (That was my English accent. Pretty spiffy, hey?) So Sonny can just be Ginger's ** and it'll be happily ever after. I like it... And then they can just go fry all their braincells using Sonny's synthetic leather bong. Anyways, the actual review. Why didn't you tell me you'd posted something? Then I could've been the first to review. (I always feel really special when I review first. Kinda omnipotent, cause then you feel like it was YOUR review that made everyone else read it, because let's face it: who reads a story without a single review? Er... not that I'm that shallow... I'd prefer the term 'lazy'.) Oh yeah, it's looking pretty good so far. Is he ACTUALLY the sand man? Because that'd be prety cool. Anyways, I'll just go read the next chapter now. Hahaha my review was longer. :P

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