-bursts out laughing-

Oh, oh god! That...that...was pretty much one of the funniest stories I have ever read in a long, long time. I think I choked on my saliva somewhere along the line...

"giggling mannishly."
~ HAHAHA! Lmao, I tried my very hardest to imagine a masculine giggle, but found myself very unsuccessful.

"He actually seemed like he was about to have an ** right there on the table. I really, really hoped he didn’t.
~ Okay, this line was funny, but I have to point out: it'd be wouldn't', not 'didn't'.

"He winked at me and licked his lips. Why can’t any women do that when they see me?"
~ Aw, poor guy. :^P

And by the way: if you're going to abbreviate 'ok', it should be capitalized. Also, I think you're getting a little excited with the caps key. Such as the whole 'Ah' thing. Take a deep breath, relax, and maybe use some italics instead. ;^)

Basically, I thought this was fantastical.

-goes off to read more work of the Tera the Great-
If there are not, in fact, more stories of yours, than I urge you to write lots more so readers like me can live happily. Comprende? :^)