I love the humor, but sometimes you become unnecessarily wordy.
“Yeah, I remember the times when I was considered nothing” could be replaced with “I remember when I was considered nothing”
“Those were the days that were full of shame.” could be replaced with “Those days were full of shame”
“But tomorrow, I guess I’ll get to flaunt.” could be replaced with “But tomorrow I get to flaunt”
Because it’s a funny poem, its lines shouldn’t be wordy and hard to read.
Keep writing :)

xD Ahah. That certainly got me to snort. Very amusing. =3