This is funny and I like it. ;)

Very cute poems..keep up the great work!

We're all sick of that old inquiry:

"You'll do what with an English degree?"

It may not be polite

but someday I might

kick the next who asks in the knee.-LOL :P

Critical theory is grand

when you're looking to sound very bland,

and be just as intriguing

as a gardener weeding,

in a grassless desert of sand.-Clever :)