why the hell do we even remember the davey/chester arguement?

eh.

stupid eight-grade me.

GAh! Thank you ever so much darling (DBNQ) for placing this work on fictionpress. You're my hero. It's a wonderful piece. Humorous, especially. So sorry MY version of the story isn't *quite* what you had in mind.

Ahh! Eighth grade, how I miss it so!