It's just random and insane enough to work. I really, really liked it!

Awesome job!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

this is so funny!

:D

I found this hilarious. Don't listen to everyone else, they are officially stupid. This was insane and wonderful. Excellant job.

omg... that was so funny! I loved it!

I am kind of sorry to say that this story made me feel rather sick. I dont know why. I hate toast and butter, so maybe thats it... yuck. its not very funny. It makes you sound very insane. My friend is at her house, wanting to read it too, so I wonder if she'll leave u a review saying she loved it... um...try again..

:P That was hilarious! Poor Calvin, though, because I would be scarred myself if that were ever to happen to me. -sniff-

One thing, however, is that bold words really scare me. I think it'd look much better if you used italics as an emphasis versus bold words.