Funny...hilarious!!
Did you ever have randow quote of the week?
this was really good.
keep writing your memories!like them much!

LOL That last one sounded really rude :)

Here's a submission for thee!

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Blake: All of a sudden the demon's mother comes up and it's Angelina Jolie!
Aly(me): Not coincidence.

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And another!

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Devon: Take this stand, it's got dirty pictures on it!
Lauren: The stand has a picture of a penis on it, it's not like any girl in here hasn't seen one before!

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Anyway, good stuff! I look forward to reading more!

I lol'd. A lot. I love these quote-only stories between groups of friends. Kinda makes me wanna make one with me and my little clique...

Last one was my fav! xD

__Kari

LOL Adam sounds really boring. "Open up and blow" - now that really sounds rude hehe.

The naked guy email really made me have the gigling fits! That was well funny xD Anyway what happened to Emily afterwards?

PsychoBlondeGuitarist - Oh, I know her. She's from fanfiction.

LOL that last one really cracked me up!

They all sound awesome xD

Lesson No 1: Never wear a mini skirt when doing push ups lmao!

HAHA, this is brilliant! I love the "That's what she said!" line, it's one of my favs now xD

I actually laughed out loud when I read all these. No 2 looks kinda rude as I had an image of Matt doing something to himself lmao!

Hehe, they were great. My favourite one was: SAM! DETATCH FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND SO I CAN MAKE MAD MONKEY LOVE TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HALLWAY!"

That was just classic xD

Okay, here's some more for you! From the Library, and then from Smart School as the last one!

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Miranda: We should have a sweet team name.
Aly(me): Yeah!
Blake: NO!
Miranda: Shut up, Blakely.

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Miranda: We are team Pokémon Thundercat Voltron - Speed Racer.
Aly: I like it!
Blake: Eh, it's okay...

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Aly: Remember how we got named as Planeteers at the last Mystery night?
Blake: Yeah...kind of...
Aly: Well, you're the Planeteer of Fire. You know how the Planeteer of Fire continued to fawn over the Planeteer of Wind?
Blake: What?!?
Aly: Familiar, isn't it?

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Sal: Jim Ross, do you play games?
Jim: Sometimes, but not today.

I love the last one best. Is Adam really that annoying? You should be NICER to him!