Nice!

I love the charichter you created here, she seems very real to me.
It all feels real to me.

I hope to see more. :D

First of all, I love the title of your story. It certainly draws the reader's attention which any good title should, imo. About the content, I like the quirky style. I love you're main character's personality and she feels real to me which is often lacking. The plot is intriguing, certainly makes me wonder what will be going on next. Nice start and I hope to see more soon.
-ChildeOfChaos-

interesting chapter so far! a few comments though.

Maybe there's a tad too many "..." in your first few paragraphs. It is of course fine if you intended it as part of your style. It is just a personal preference of mine to see neatly tied up sentences.

The ranting part was slightly too long and sounds like some sort of blog entry... not that there is anything wrong with that, but it just confuses the reader to what you are trying to get at. I don't quite know what is the point you were trying to convey, and I don't think it is very obvious to any other readers either.

Generally your language is quite good! I think your description is rather vivd and gives a very consistent and convincing image of your main character. i.e. "But, seeing as she isn't here right now, I once again can return to my beloved greasy burgers! Haha, in your face. Justice shall prevail in the end! Ahem. Excuse my outbursts." =D

that's all from me! keep writing!

-ephemeraleuphoria