I really liked this, Didn't understand it for the life of me, but it was very enjoyable for being so short.
Cool ^^

This would be really cool if you wrote a short story based off of this, in this exact writing style. It would make for an utterly fantastic read if you didn't try too hard. Your vocabulary usage is superb. Let me know if you end up writing it as a short story, I'd be very interested in reading it.
Great job!