I didn't even try to make sense of this, since I doubt there is any sense in it. I just giggled at the thought of an ardvark running around in a forest with a telephone, trying to call for help while avoiding lightning strikes of DEWM.

~RM

"lyk n unpluged telefonne
diskonectted end foarlorn
roamin teh for35ts of agony and de5pa1r!1!11!"

Damn I love that line... An unplugged telephone roaming in the forests. What a sight! :)

omg ardvarks dying wld kill me. I thnk i wld cry :'(

Aww, hun, I hope Tim & u r ok now. I thnk lyke u 2 r awsm!

neway, awsm poem dude! I wish I cld write lyke u.

i think youre hilarious, hehe.
i hope you were trying to be funny...

i'm sorry but i have no idea what you're trying to say. Or what ardvarrk's have to do with anything.