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| Avelseth 2008-06-01 ch 1,  | abuseIt has been a long time since I have sat down and enjoyed a bit humor. great job ;) |
| Hopelessly Cliche 2008-05-29 ch 1, | abuseOMG! I was laughing throughout that all!! That was freakin awesome! :D HC |
| totallyinspired 2008-05-29 ch 1, | abuse"Try to sell them something. Try to sell them what they’re trying to sell to you. Try to sell their soul to God. Start singing, “My Humps”" lol one word; fantastic! |
| lahunnybee 2008-05-20 ch 1, | abuseI might try the one that won't get me arrested. HAHA there all funny! |
| Nne73 2008-05-11 ch 1, | abuseawesome list. I really love some of the ones on this thing. I'm ising the '911 whats your emergency' one next time anyone calls. |
| Purpose 2008-03-30 ch 1, | abuseOMG I'm crying it's that bad. After the "Do you know where your kids are?" I couldn't stop laughing. I think I'm going to have to go read your strawberry story inorder to understand that one about the strawberries. Oh and I have done the 911 emergency call one, they kept calling back though *sigh*. |
| MoonshadeDeath 2008-03-28 ch 1, | abuseAwesome! Very funny ways. |
| JustYourAverage x daydreame... 2008-02-24 ch 1, | abuseAsk them: “Do you know where your kids are?” it should be "Have you check the children?" - from "when a stranger calls" I LOVE THIS, it's hilarious. so far i've added everything i've read of yours to favourites. by the way, i recommend you read my story "snow white and the seven very strange tall things". its a fractured fairytale. ~srz |
| Featherfall 2008-02-11 ch 1, | abuseHahaha! I think I'll try the 911 one. That would be seriously funny. If only I could somehow videotape their expression when I say that. |
| TT-da-lamanite 2008-02-11 ch 1, | abuseMy friend and I acted like I was a kid getting beat the shit out of by his dad, another my friend acted like he was abusing himself on the phone to their voice, they hung up! That was great! |
| Moon's Poetess 2008-01-19 ch 1, | abuseAwesome - all there is to it. |
| abbyswrittenworld 2007-09-17 ch 1, | abuseMwahahaha! Pray for the poor telemarketer that calls my house! But seriously, these are great! Maybe you could do a part 2. |
| Lausell Morales 2007-08-28 ch 1, | abuseLol! That was seriously the best! It really sounds like crap I would do...and since telemarketers ALWAYS call my house...well, now I have a surprise for them. Great Work! |
| Lost Shepherd 2007-07-13 ch 1, | abuseYo, it's me...once again. Those are hilarious! My phone number is only one digit away from the local Dominoes pizza number, so I also get calls from hungry foreigners at 2:00 in the morning. Some of these could be of great help. Sometimes I just take their orders though, that's always fun. |
| Society's Willing Pariah 2007-07-03 ch 1, | abuseThe sad thing about me is I've already done most of these XD |