Wow. That was awesome, so random and so stupid. I just read the whole series to my little brother (he was mad that you said a semi-auto gun could shot a bunch of bullets really fast because apparently they can't but I don't really know anything about that. Other than that, he loved it). Thanks for the entertainment.

Oh, come on! You're just going to end it with that message, and not give us a sequel?! YOU ARE EVIL!

Wel, I won't punch myself in the face, because I often read very stupid stuff on . Mainly interveiws with the HP characters, OOC death eaters stuff, and yayme2012's epic story of Twilight cliches, Bad Fanfiction.

Anyway, I've finished reading! Hmm, now what?

'"Oh," began Dr. Blade. "It’s in the kitchen area, down the hall fourth door on the left. You can't miss it."' haha

Wow, Dr. Blade is so stupid.

Oh, B.I. DIDN'T come to the rescue. Oh well. But he is about to turn were-shrimp! OMD!

Yay! I'm one of the few people in the world to have read this! Awesome!

Wow, I hate it when powerful dudes turn evil. But that's basically always what happens. Meh...

B.I. TO THE RESCUE! YAY!

An ink-jet printer? lol

OMG! Dr. Blade?! This is a suprising turn of events...

Why would they be wearing night vision goggles in the afternoon? Yet another haunting question...

uh oh, Frank is in trouble!

Uh oh, a mad wife is never good. I still don't see why she would have wanted to paint the white house yellow, though...

Hmm, I was half expecting the stranger on the phone to be a shrimp. But it wasn't it was really FRANK'S DAD NAMED BOB! My uncle's name is Bob...

Ooh, what could the imformation be?? MUST FIND OUT!

Okay, why would Frank own a clown costume? Why would B.I. want to borrow roller skates? WHO IS THAT PERSON ON THE PHONE WITH THE MUCUS-Y VOICE?!

These are the questions that haunt me...

'"These fingerprints belong to shrimp."' DUN DUN DUNN! They finaly come back into the story! OMG!

And I didn't even know that the White House had termites...

Ooh, a cliff hanger. MUST READ MORE!

-is beginning to wonder when the shrimp are going to come into the story-

Aweome! Frank is the president! Woohoo!

Looks like B.I. might die in this story after all...

Oh, those poor ducks! Those ducks on the road reminded me off this chapter my friend Izzi wrote one time for her fanfic, let me go find it...

Found it!

Ralph (pronuonced 'Rafe') Fines’s POV

I LIKE CHESEA!! I DO I REALLY DO!! CHESE! I HAVE A VERY FUNNY SONG FOR ALL OF YOU

HERE IT GOES:

AN OLD MAN WENT AWALKN’ TO THE K-MART DOWN THE ROAD! AND WHEN HE WAS WALKN’, HE CAME UPON A TOAD. THE TOAD SAID “HOWDY!” AND HE STEPPED UPON THE TAOD, AND HE CONTINUED WALKN’ TO THE K-MART DOWN THE ROAD!!

Yes, that is the entire chapter. POOR LITTLE TOAD! HE WAS JUST LIKE THOSE DUCKS, EXCEPT FOR THE DUCKS WERE BOMBS, AND THE TOAD WASN'T, AND THE TOAD MEET RALPH FINES, NOT B.I.!

It was overall very funny, but a lot of errors like

"Oh know!" gasped Frank, and not closing parenthesis.