Very amusing and pleasantly gross.

Thank You.

It's about a bloody nose...which doesn't seem like a good time to me...but I couldn't help laughing because it was entertaining and I love it.

The only bloody nose I've had was sliding-glass door enduced, so I can't say I really meet you eye to eye on this one, but bravo nonetheless.

-Kay

Definitely a unique idea for a poem. The first part seemed a bit too long, maybe you could have added more variation to it or used it as a short story instead of a poem. I do like the obituaries. All in all, this was an interesting read, I like the title and the capitals and multiple exclamation marks, they really convey the intensity of the moment.