Ha ha, I really like this a lot. Proud single women of the world unite. Joy. lol.

This is beautiful! The only thing I would fix is putting quote marks around 'what's in a name?' since it is a quote. Besides that is was lovely!

Rowan.

First, may I express my astonishment that such a wonderful poem could have escaped my notice and thus gone unreviewed?

Terribly flattered that I was an inspiration (or at least I think I was) in the writing of this poem. Fix the 'us' and change it to 'is', and you'll be set grammar-wise. Beautiful crack at the patriarchy, and I wish I could find more pieces like this.