Haha! I like how the boyfriends were dealt with.

Again, your Mom sounds awesome. If only I had the guts to run someone over with a train...

Good for your mom!

I would put a comma after honestly. But I like this. It's funny.

LOVE IT! I await subsequent works. Quite witty. Quite wonderful.

WHE!
AWESOMNESS!
True story?
Either way...
WICKED.
ANOTHER STORY, YOU SAY?
WOO-HOO!
SWEETNESS!
I love how they speak the truth!
Now, please update (any story) or I shall sic bunnies of DOOM on you!

:D

True story eh? That jail sentence must be long.
~ Flamingflie

Um okay...The train part...Owh well, still great!~ Let's have the last one!

totally funny! u should write a lil more cz it's so interesting! love it!

lol! you really need to write more. It was short, but kool.

Hahahahahaha!
Totally cool with a nice bit of randomness there.

More =)