hello whoever is reading this as my name implies i am the max talked about in this extremely true story. tehryder remembers some events better then i do but i want to add a few things to this story. Her costume at the halloween party wasn't all that weird it was actually quite interesting. it is true that i brought a real samurai sword with me. We are still great friends and things with Riley are still weird for her but i am here to comfort her through all of it.

"God, the boy was an artist, a songwriter, ambidextrous, and he liked pie. What more could you want?"

that line made me laugh. Cute story. But it's ironic? I don't understand the last line about the irony ...

Anyway, keep writing.

-LoL

Your mother is very perceptive.

Your love life sucks.

I'd still rather have yours than mine.

Oh yay, I'm not the only one with a Jacob Black. How could nothing come out of that?! That's so disappointing!

Yay, something finally goes right! Where can you get the anti-valentine's day emo cranes? I so need one.

Poor you. Loved the part about you falling out of your chair. Heh... I do that all the time and I don't even need a reason.

The irony gods really do hate you, don't they?

Oh,that sucks. I'd still much rather have your love life than mine.

Aw.

Wait. Isn't Max gay?! Or not?

Anyway, I hope your love life turns around for the better. I thought it would be way too unlucky for BOTH John and Max to be gay. I mean seriously.

Can't wait to see what happens!
-Kelsci

This is a really cute story! So far I love it. I like the episodic, connected one-shot format a lot, and the tone is somewhere between besotted and cynical. I don't know if these are all true stories, but if they are, wow have you got some funny stories to tell. Hopefully SOMETHING will go right for you soon! And hopefully we'll get all those "other stories" soon.
More please!

this is really funny. I can't wait to see where it's going.

OH MY GOD, welcome to my world! I can totally relate to her/your luck because it has almost mirrored mine (the last three guys I had crushes on all turned out to be gay, then this guy I couldn't like no matter how hard I tried fell in love with me and bothered me for a year.) I don't understand why it's so easy for some and then there are poor saps like us who manage to only have the ironic messes.
This was so great! Good job!

I really love this, and it's unfortunate that you had bad luck with these guys, but I bet you will or probably already have someone. Keep writing, it's realistic (oh the irony...ha) and funny.

Again, I love how it's so easy to read and how the main character is not perfect looking; beautiful, everyone likes her etc etc. Another funny chapter.

haha. thats hilarious. but would suck majorly. it was short and sweet, and funny. nice.