Ohk, that was hilarious. So, I'm submitting one.
My friend was having a b-day sleep over. My other friend, fell asleep.
Lauren: JENNY! I need... (she rolled over, and mumbled)
Jenny: What the hell do I do with that? Shannon? What did she say?
Me: Just say, Lauren, what?
Jenny: LAUREN! WHAT?
Lauren: JENNY! I NEED THE SHOTGUN AND THE BULLETS!!
Me: -laughing hysterically-

ROFL!! That was great!

I'll review again when i think of some...

~Patronus~

Lol!

Great quotes!

These quoted r really funny!

Funny quotes!

U r really funny!!

Wow, it looks like you have alot of insane friends..:-)

Loved it. It made me happy.

i am canadian.

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(So all the ninth graders were on the bus to the Carrer fair. And it's noisy and everyone talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.)
Me: I want to a Nuclear Physist thing personage. That way, it will be easier to blow up the world when I lose my mind.
John: I want to own my own burrito shop. Erika, you can be my little Taco mascot.
Me: WOOT WOOT!
Shelby: I wanna be a hooker. That way, I can get paid to do the thing I like to do the most.
Me:...
John: I've got ten bucks right now.
About twenty minutes later... .
Shelby: (at the top of her lungs so everyone can hear) EVERYONE SHUT UP!!
Everyone: (actually shuts up)
Shelby: I'M PREGNET!
Me: (stands up) IT'S NOT MINE I SWEAR! I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER SINCE THIS MORNING!
Shelby: YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!(mock cries)
John: I wore a condom.
Amaris: Erika...you're a girl.
Me: Oh...SEE! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MINE!!
Principal: Well...it sure ain't mine.
Everyone: (dead silence)
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Priceless!

keep 'em coming!

dxD! This stuff is great!

woah, the randomness just makes me laugh and laugh... creepy stuffs dude...


Anywho...

(i was talking with my friend Raye about a dream i had...)

Me: Yeah, and this GIANT pink hippo kept buggin' me "YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MASSIVELY OBESE DOUGHNUT!"

Raye: How the heck did you end up dreaming about doughnuts and giant pink hippos?

Me: D'you remember that old dental health video we saw in the first grade?

Raye:yeah...

Me: I've gotta stop falling asleep in front of the TV

Raye: You've also gotta stop drinking soy sauce it's obviously not doing your health, or your sanity, any peachy keen justice, lady.

hahahahahaha
XD


that's all i have to say...

LOL! I love these! Thanks for using my quote thingymabob. ^.^ I loved the one about the door hinges! Too funny!

HAHAHA every single one of these is funny!

I like this one!

(I was channel flipping and it came out like this)
TV Land (34) (Andy – Something Show) : I don’t need it, you can take my last…
(Flip)
ESPN (35) (Baseball): BALL!

AND...

My Music Teacher: Oh YES, OH YES, THAT’S IT, OH YEA!
(She was complimenting the other class’ playing, but we were outside the room and it sounded wrong….)

:D