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| EdwardCullenDuh 2008-07-30 ch 5,  | abuseOhk, that was hilarious. So, I'm submitting one. My friend was having a b-day sleep over. My other friend, fell asleep. Lauren: JENNY! I need... (she rolled over, and mumbled) Jenny: What the hell do I do with that? Shannon? What did she say? Me: Just say, Lauren, what? Jenny: LAUREN! WHAT? Lauren: JENNY! I NEED THE SHOTGUN AND THE BULLETS!! Me: -laughing hysterically- |
| Patronus Rainsong 2008-07-10 ch 5, | abuseROFL!! That was great! I'll review again when i think of some... ~Patronus~ |
| ashleytisdale098 2008-07-10 ch 5, | abuseLol! |
| ashleytisdale098 2008-07-10 ch 4, | abuseGreat quotes! |
| ashleytisdale098 2008-07-10 ch 3, | abuseThese quoted r really funny! |
| ashleytisdale098 2008-07-10 ch 1, | abuseFunny quotes! |
| ashleytisdale098 2008-07-10 ch 2, | abuseU r really funny!! |
| Bridget12 2008-07-08 ch 1, | abuseWow, it looks like you have alot of insane friends..:-) Loved it. It made me happy. |
| emoauthor52 2008-05-14 ch 1, | abusei am canadian. |
| Debbie Gahbore 2008-04-13 ch 5, | abuse_ (So all the ninth graders were on the bus to the Carrer fair. And it's noisy and everyone talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.) Me: I want to a Nuclear Physist thing personage. That way, it will be easier to blow up the world when I lose my mind. John: I want to own my own burrito shop. Erika, you can be my little Taco mascot. Me: WOOT WOOT! Shelby: I wanna be a hooker. That way, I can get paid to do the thing I like to do the most. Me:... John: I've got ten bucks right now. About twenty minutes later... . Shelby: (at the top of her lungs so everyone can hear) EVERYONE SHUT UP!! Everyone: (actually shuts up) Shelby: I'M PREGNET! Me: (stands up) IT'S NOT MINE I SWEAR! I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER SINCE THIS MORNING! Shelby: YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!(mock cries) John: I wore a condom. Amaris: Erika...you're a girl. Me: Oh...SEE! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MINE!! Principal: Well...it sure ain't mine. Everyone: (dead silence) _ Priceless! keep 'em coming! |
| Artemis Anderson 2008-03-26 ch 1, | abusedxD! This stuff is great! |
| DeadGurrl 2007-12-31 ch 5, | abusewoah, the randomness just makes me laugh and laugh... creepy stuffs dude... Anywho... (i was talking with my friend Raye about a dream i had...) Me: Yeah, and this GIANT pink hippo kept buggin' me "YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MASSIVELY OBESE DOUGHNUT!" Raye: How the heck did you end up dreaming about doughnuts and giant pink hippos? Me: D'you remember that old dental health video we saw in the first grade? Raye:yeah... Me: I've gotta stop falling asleep in front of the TV Raye: You've also gotta stop drinking soy sauce it's obviously not doing your health, or your sanity, any peachy keen justice, lady. |
| Leslie Marie 2007-08-29 ch 5, | abusehahahahahaha XD that's all i have to say... |
| Moonlite-Chaos 2007-08-13 ch 5, | abuseLOL! I love these! Thanks for using my quote thingymabob. ^.^ I loved the one about the door hinges! Too funny! |
| Tomiko90 2007-07-30 ch 5, | abuseHAHAHA every single one of these is funny! I like this one! (I was channel flipping and it came out like this) TV Land (34) (Andy – Something Show) : I don’t need it, you can take my last… (Flip) ESPN (35) (Baseball): BALL! AND... My Music Teacher: Oh YES, OH YES, THAT’S IT, OH YEA! (She was complimenting the other class’ playing, but we were outside the room and it sounded wrong….) :D |