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lol! she's kilarious! i love her! so so so so so so so so so so so so so so funny. yeah, please don't disappear for months, i want you to update pwez!

"I didn't want any new parents and I most certainly did NOT want to wake up in the middle of the night to loud, old people sex."

LOL, that is actually a brilliant reason, hahah.

"He was Cole's brother, so was he Parker's brother too? If not, then I'd just wasted half an hour. I mean, who cares about Cole's family."

She is brutal, hahaha, she stalks them then just dismisses her weird behaviour hahaha, waste of time, tsk, tsk.

LOL and what was she expecting him to do on his lunch break? hahah, deep dark secrets aren't normally revealed in a thirty minute interval, hahah

"Panic-stricken, I called upon my amazing lying skills to get me out of this one."
her lying skills are just as amazing and inconspicuous as her super spying skills.

I'm surprised this story isn't getting more reviews, Callum is hilarious. Oh well, can't wait for the next, much longer, chapter, lol.

Her mom's 'surprises' sound like asassination attempts, lol.

"A decision had to be made. Would I go over to the table and say hello or switch over to my other persona—ultra-cool spy Callum? It never crossed my mind to go find a table and eat my ice cream. My Dad ushered me over, but I just shrugged him off.

It was spy time. I beamed because of how cool “spy time” sounded in my head."
Oh my Lord. I actually paused when I read that bit. Grinned, because you know something funny/embarrasing is going to happen.

"I darted between the tables, and in an attempt to remain unnoticed I splayed out my hand and placed it in front of my face. The only problem with that was, although people couldn't see me, I also couldn't see them. Or anything around me."
*shakes head* See, spys need to see where they're going, haha.

"When I came to my senses, I glanced at Parker and realized he was staring back at me with his nose scrunched up in confusion. I stood and looked around, slowly, then proceeded to the ladies' room at the same pace, with everyone's eyes following me. I made sure to check for urinals as soon as I got in there."
LMAO, I can't believe she actually tried to play that off. haha, I love how you mention that she did all of that *slowly* like she was taking a little stroll, haha. Oh, I wonder if Nolan is a half-brother as well. Interesting.

And I love Cole, angsty angry jackasses are love if they're done correctly lol. Can't wait to figure out that little family drama.

LMAO, this chapter deserves every (imaginary) penny you spent to send it to college. Oh my goodness, I was dying. I should be packing since I'm moving back into my dorm tomorrow but I was too busy choking over this story, and COLE! Lordy, when she said him compared to Parker was like comparing dirt to a fifty dollar bill! Yes, I do need to use two exclamation marks in this review because I was just like *shock*. hahah, I was laughing but still.

And then he got all sad, aw, muffin. He's Parker's half-brother//illegitimate brother isn't he? And he likes her doesn't he?

"Okay, well, first of all he's sexy. Like, really sexy. Like, m, look at that sexy guy over there, let's go stalk him, sexy"

LOL, 'let's go stalk him, sexy' has to be one of the funniest descriptions for sexy out there.

I shall avoid the crotch incidence because *my* face heated up for her, of course I laughed but still, embarrass.

LMAO about his std/impregnanting shit bucket of a car. Best description ever.

And I like the way Cole has anger management issues but a soft side as well. Bad boys who do absolutely nothing to prove that they're bad boys makes no sense to me.

There were other things I wanted to quote but I don't think I'm making that much sense at the moment, but know that so far I am LOVING this story, lol.

Cool story. Kind of fun..kind of wacky, but all around a good time. Update soon!

Wow. I must say this story's pretty good. I really like the characters. Although I think you need a little more detail, because I'm not quite sure what most of your characters look like.

I also must say, are you stalking me? Haha not to freak you out or anything, but Callum sounds like a replica of me. I remember being in a similar situation as to her and Phoebe are hiding behind the plant. I did the same thing once...except I tried to hide behind a locker, when I forgot they were screwed onto the wall, and ended up banging my head in anger and falling to the floor, at the feet of the guy I was trying to hide from. Quite funny.

I like it. This really dragged me in. The beginning was a bit confusing but then I understood. This is good.