My, what an amusing little piece! I'm not sure I'd use the word poem (it has a bit of an awkward flow to it and something more like the feel of a strangely phrased story), but whatever you choose to think of it as, it's quite nice. I like how it has speech, repetition, and tells a story while keeping my interest. It also quite made me smile. A nice little piece (a mouthful of a title!) that was enjoyable to read. Good job.