None of us ever know. We do get the urge to back away slowly, though.
-- ha =] Nice!

mm'kay his mom is friggen Awesome!
Love the end of this chapter; had me laughing histarically (

Great story, but really 'Bog roll" ?!? Goddamn you British people are wierd... I mean really, whats wrong with good ol' toilet paper?

Aw, I absolutely loved it! Everything from the steamy sex scenes to that ADORABLE declaration of love in Chapter 23 in the gym class. I was grinning like an idiot while Mike was dragging Nick out of the locker room and started spouting off all his facts in front of the class.

It was a very appropriate happy ending. It's definitely among the happiest I've read.

There's not much else to say. This is yet another brilliant story from you. I wasn't disappointed! Your characters were lovely, all of them, and they all played their parts well. I also loved Nick's analogies and similes; they made me laugh.

I think I'm going to have to use Mike's phrase ‘Asthmatic goldfish’ myself now!

Thank you so much for writing this.

loved it, need i say more? the epilogue didn't suck (which is a rarity) and i'll make babies with your characters. since i'm systematically going through the often favorited stories, i've been reading a lot of your stuff and honestly my friends are getting sick of me throwing in "nonsense" slang (i live in california)

p.s. I sent an application to be a judge, and i dont mind being bothered. especially if you, you know, r&r my story Queen ** (even if it isnt slash)

I loved this story!

Wow, you're really talented, I reckon.

This was really entertaining and the story kept my full attention till I finished it (So okay, I may have gone out for coffee with a friend in the meantime ;])

Nick and Mike were really adorable in a destructive and dramatic way. And I totally knew Mike was an English teacher ever since that, "Aren't, not ain't."

Anyhow, I really liked this.
Thanks for sharing.

...I wrote a whole review in the wrong language just now :\
Well - point being, heh, I guess the narrative voice is somewhat your specialty. I love it :)

I'm definitely glad that I have a chance of reading with it again.

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Pretty much hahaha. I mean, it was a) awesomely written b) the characters were wonderfully put together, etc. c) interesting and not soap opera dramatic but it was also just flat out hilarious. I was bent over laughing half the time.
So pretty much ya.
:D
haha Great job =]

I almost died of shame by simply reading the cheesy declaration in front of everyone, really. I just wanted to die or something. But, God, I love this story.

You know, it's not exactly the story itself, but the way you creat and develop your characters. I've read other stories you wrote, and this is really something you never fail at. You make everyone look real, and it makes everything plausable. I feel like reading something actually possible, with people I can identify myself with, and not just some silly excuse for unreal perfection.

You kick **.

Oh wow. This story rocked. It was seriously so awsome. It had everything I wanted in it. Tell you a secret *whisper* I have a huge crush on my science teacher who, by the way, is smokin hot. I kinda felt like I realated. Except the fact that nothing could ever happen between me and him. Sigh. All well, this story was definaltly one of my favorites.

Wow this is a really ineresting story so far! XD I like it!

So, I'm not British or anything, but I read enough British lit and I've been to England/Oxford often enough that I've got most of the slang down, but I'm still rather confused about the Jumper. A jumper is what, a type of pullover shirt or something? The only time I remember a jumper is when I was little and it was a one piece pullover dress.. I'm fairly sure Nick isn't wearing a dress much of the time. :/

I absolutely love love your writing, thanks to this story I didn't do any homework. And I don't mind at all.

Oh my god. Okay, so I just have to get this off my chest right now.

OH MY GOD. I LOVE PIZZA EXPRESS!! *clutches chest* DOUGH BALS~!

And that's literally what I just spewed. Just now. Seriously sitting here at my computer I clutched my chest and said quite dramatically what you read above.

You are my hero.

So I'm usually a right tosser and don't review because, well, I'm lazy. As a writer I should know better. But, I loved this enough that I needed to review and also inform you that I was adding it to my favourites. Brill!

Best lines probably had to do with "asthmatic goldfish" and all that. The whole end/epilogue was pure loveliness. Ahem. Off to sniffle over the pure cuteness of vaguely pederastic relationships...

Hello! I really enjoyed reading this story. Great fun and it made me laugh so many times. Nice and lighthearted, though I'll admit I teared up a bit at the end. I'm also really glad you included this glossary. I was getting seriously lost sometimes. And even the few words that I thought I knew were actually wrong as well. So now I've been UK educated. Thanks. It really helped. There were others that you didn't include, but a lot of times I could infer what was meant by studying the context.

Anyway, this was really well written and I had a wonderful time reading it. Nick was great. Hilarious and nicely emotional too, but not annoyingly so. And I thought all the characters were nicely used, too. Dougie and the others provided nice comic relief and I love the way you use nicknames when you write. Like Treacle, for instance. Such an adorable way to show how Nick really does care for his sister.

I also loved how you kept the plot flowing forward at a good pace. It never dragged or went by too fast. The only thing I can find fault with it is that I wished it were longer. I loved reading it so much that I never wanted it to end. Excellent writing! I'm going to check out what else you've written now. I love your style.

Take care! Mike and Nick forever! ^_^
- Deana