Cute. I'll make sure to print it out and tape it on my console.

Very nice - that's an awsome essay you have there DOE. It is too bad you didn't get a good grade for it as that really could help out many who have problems playing video games. I think a part that you could add is that the true masters can, indeed, ignore all the MURDERous steps; yelling and jumping out as they play into hour six without saving.

lol Nice acronym (did you make that up or find it somewhere?)