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ClarinetWrathArineko
2008-07-10
ch 20,
abuseOkay, I've got two for you, one from the wonderful realm of college, the second from #uncyclopedia!

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Vollbach: Mickey Mouse was an anti-semite.

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theob: morwen, how much am I being extorted for?

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Enjoy!
Depthmon
2008-06-19
ch 1,
abuseIdea for next chap! i have crapy spelling

Me: (Driving a car and the passenger is a frowning Andrew...he blew up the science class when they were stuying chemecal and using them)
Andrew:I cant belive that happened! I haven’t felt this bad since the time I beat up Malfoy after the Quidditch match.

Andrew: What about the time time I said that Maggie was the one who shot me?
Me:That was Mr. Burns in The Simpson’s
Andrew:What about the time I killed my step father Francis on the unicycle as a clown at Meg’s party?
Me:That was Peter Griffin in Family Guy
Andrew:What about the time i was going to pick up a hoker but it turned out to be a transvestie?
Me:That was Eddie Murphy!
(There is a 5 minute silence)
Andrew: What about the time i found out that moms wedding ring diamand was rock candy?
Me: (Smiling) -Sigh- good times...
LuciaLightning
2008-04-13
ch 20,
abusemahaha this is so amusing..
It has filled my day with giggles haahaa
okeii i have a few quotes for you.

Retard friend: Oh my god I just thought of something...
Me: What?
Retard friend: If you were disguised as uncooked bread and...
Me: wait, why would you be disguised as uncooked bread?
Retard friend: Thats not the point anyways If you were...
Me: No no but why would you...
Retard friend: Shut up! If you were disguised as uncooked bread and you sat in an oven, would you become bread?
Me: You're a retard.
Retard friend: I know.

(typing)
Simon: You should get firefox its waay better than internet explorer.
Me: But I like internet explorer, what's so good about firefox?
Simon: I dunno its easier to use and stuff.
Me: But internet explorer is easy to use.
Simon: But firefox is easier actually forget it it might just me me.
Me: What! But i just went and started to download fire fox.
Simon: Not my problem.
Me: But A!
Simon: Just choose.
Me: A my brain is confused now sigh... I am forever torn between internet ex plorer and firefox -sob- what a terrible world we live in...
Simon: lmfao


(typing)
Keiran: Can I see you at some point soon cause class isn't starting again for another few weeks.
Me: Yeah sure unless I randomly die.
Keiran: NO don't die!
Me:...
Keiran: Why would you say that? Are you dying? OMG Lucia dont die!
Me:... Keiran
Keiran: No lucia please don't die! If you die I'll die.
Me: you're so over dramatic.
Keiran: Shut up.
Depthmon
2008-04-01
ch 20,
abuseHA!When andrew said his 3rd leg and when he feel in the water was funny!So was Darius quote. Does this really happen ta ya?
Adora Bell
2008-04-01
ch 20,
abuseI can not believe that someone would come to Britain just for Darius. All of us women should get together and do something evil to him, just ofr fun. Like leaving a message that he got a girl pregnant or someting, unless he acutally did at which point that would be incencitive. Well, it's April fools so anything goes!
-Kat
Adora Bell
2008-03-24
ch 19,
abuseSo the quotes with Darius were old or did you sort of start talking again, I don't get it? Anyways, love them all as usual, especially the one about Singapore, it's really true. Also, random question, but are there any books popular in England right now geared at girls, chick lit of some sort? I'm tired of American lit.
Your eternal fan,
-Kat

Oh here's a quote of a sort:

On MSN:

Artemis-kun says: hey :3 *glomp*
Adorabell says: glomp?  what are you, a fan girl?
Artemis-kun says: fan boy.
Artemis-kun says: XD
Adorabell says: hahahaah
Artemis-kun says: I could have just type *tackle hug* instead :3
Depthmon
2008-03-20
ch 19,
abuseHa!The part when you belived there was aliens almost made me pee and when you thoung a girl was a guy...can i say an idia?

(some guy you like or a freind who is a guy says this infront of you're parents:Hey Kay want to see my Balls of Furry?"
Mom and Dad horrified:WHAT!?
You: hes talking about the movie!
Captain Walsh
2008-03-11
ch 1,
abuseHa!
Very random, yet very funny. I
soulfire88
2008-03-05
ch 18,
abuseI must say, I found myself laughing at this quite a bit. I feel bad that there are reviewers that enjoy being uber-** about the rules, but there's always going to be those sort of people in the world...
Anywho, I hear you like quotes so...
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(Mother gossiping about a the police being called on an ex friend)
Me: What the hell were they doing to have the police called on them?
Mother: Well...sources tell me they were having "wild monkey sex."
Me (aghast):...
Mother: Cate...?
Me: Hm?
Mother: What does "wild monkey sex" sound like?
(Father and Mother look up expectantly)
Me:...wait...YOU THINK I KNOW?! (leaves room abruptly)
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So yeah, don't let those rule abiding bastards get you down and keep it up...it is quite entertaining.
sweets555
2008-02-26
ch 18,
abuseCongrats hun! and great job. loved the chapter, as always.
Depthmon
2008-02-26
ch 18,
abusethis is far most ure best like andrew tellenig the guy to get a girl or u wanting to get the movie knock up and the sex jokes were great!
Adora Bell
2008-02-17
ch 17,
abuseHey, sorry for not reviewing in a long time, romantic issues of my own. I'm still laughing at everything and about people not saying this is a real story, in my mind - it is. It's a story told in quotes. It's great, it has family relations, and romance, and everything. So, please continue. This is the funniest stuff on this site.
-Kat
Pseudo-Seven
2008-02-17
ch 17,
abusewhat the ** was that?
Miranda Rochelle
2008-02-08
ch 17,
abuseOkay. Just because some people decided to flame you does NOT mean they ruined the story. If you hadn't responded to their flames, most of us probably wouldn't have noticed. My suggestion? Do not start a war with those people. Trust me, it's not worth it. It just starts a lot of trouble on both sides, and hard feeling, and so on and so forth.

And please, stop with the racist comments. No one wants to read stuff like that. If anything, THAT is what has "ruined" the story. Personally, I do not want to see absolute ** like that when I log in to read your story. Just because one group of people have decided to be ** doesn't mean the rest of them are the same way. Just leave it.
Depthmon
2008-02-07
ch 17,
abuseWTF?! spanierd as in the spanierd of spain or hispanic? because im hispanic hope u talking bout spanierds from spain!anyways doent listen to those flamers who can make a decent story!Ronald McDonald,Sakura,Esfinge are dumasses who cant make a great story! HAHAHA! when andrew said say hellow 2 my little freind and u said he was prob talking bout his ** was the best!
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