What an admirable sense of humor you have. Despite the apparent insanity of the story, the occasional moment of comedic inspiration triggers irrepressible amusement on my part as a reader. You're a tad loose with mechanics, but nothing that severely obstructs the interpretation of the work. Overall, it's a rather enjoyable read, if a bit crazy and exaggerated.

Oh. My. God.

Dammit, you have to be one of the most talented, funny authors on this entire website! This story is amazingly quirky, and I find that I can't stop reading it. The characters, situations and writing style are hilarious and unique, and well... I find that this is nothing like the rest of Fictionpress.
Hats off to you! Thanks for this awesome story!

HAHAHAHAHA This is epic. seriously.

I loved the ninja/Italian people bit.

This story is.. Bizarre but I love it.

Update... or else [insert threat of your choice here]

i like it its funny i really wish ghost collin had said something bout his death but i like it

Oh, excellent chapter!~ It seems like every sentence is funny, but maybe I should go re-read the other chapters, because they might all be like that. But I do think this was an exceptionally funny one, if a bit lacking in action.

Colin=win. One of those people that enjoy living, eh? And standing strong in the face of his parents demise!

We wants moar Colin! And update soon~

Mr. Keller sounds scary. I don't know what to make of the visit or "visit" from Colin. The cleaning tubas part made me laugh and renting his old room out to Sudanese students. Nice work.

~Twilight Starr~

Their insanity is so amusing. Awesome job! That made me laugh a lot. Amanda's poem was very *ahem* dark. Nice work.

~Twilight Starr~

Some parts made me laugh and others made me smile. You did a good job. It's nice to see you return to FP. Have an amazing day.

~Twilight Starr~

I don't feel like reviewing. I hope you understand, it's not that I don't want to review your story, I'm just not in a reviewing-mood. This coincides with taking a three-hour long English AP exam.

Right now, I feel more like watching tv and ** about the lack of quality programming. Maybe mythbusters is on, who knows.

Anyway, I read this chapter about a week ago and in all of my bubbling youth I said, "oh goody, let me review". But then I didn't for some reason I don't remember, and now that I'm like, "wait, I never reviewed that chapter of OEASA" I am a jaded soul who doesn’t feel like reviewing. (By the way, OEASA should be pronounced oo-eeza.)

So instead, be comforted by the fact that I love OEASA and that I worship the ground you write on (I guess you write on the ground now...um.) I salute you for being amazing. Well, I would, if I had the energy or brain power. Sorry for being a bum.

Dude it has been many moons since I have soaked up the effervescent glory of your story. For whatever reason, this story was off of my alert list. I'm happy to report that most of the staff who run this website are now dead. :D

I love this story! You have so many beautiful, witty comments scattered in it that I can hardly count them. Just know that you ar amazing, and that I have some catching up to do. Onto the next chapter!

Hello, haven't reviewed for a while, so just here to say that I'm still reading and enjoying the story! I liked the light-hearted way you treat all the serious matters in the story, like Colin and his family.

Happy writing!

YAY! Another new, and quite funny, chapter. I hope Ryan doesn't change he's much more interesting this way. XD Haha, his conversation with Collin was funny. I wonder how he died. More so I wonder, if the others had something to do with it. Well I can't wait to see the conversation between roommates when they try to kick him out.

Oh, GTAIV... the reason I have been walking around my house speaking in a Russian accent for the past week. It's all I hear while the testosterone in my household is "busy" being occupied by this game... Anyway, real review time.

I have been inspired by your reviews and will perform the task in a similar manner. Great lines:

“I” said the ghostly figure dramatically. “Am Colin!” Dun-dun-duh! -I pictured like a camera zoom-in shot.

“Well you could, but the idea of having another male’s hand deep inside me sounds a little gay, don’t you think?” -the wording of this line couldn't be any better, or worse, depending on your perspective...

...Melissa’s a different story though! Ha ha, am I right?” -Anytime someone says "am I right?" it's reason for laughter.

Ghosts were about as real as Santa, the Tooth-Fairy or a decent Nickelback song. -holy CHRIST, that was great!

Summary: Overall, I am impressed that you wrote this chapter in just an hour and half. In that amount of time, I could write about four paragraphs. Mostly because I am distracted by other things, like shiny objects and stories with Ninjas and such. Oh, look, ice! I do love ice.

Okay, sorry, I'm back now. So yes, I am very glad you are writing this story again. And I hope you keep it up! It's great! It keeps me laughing and entertained. Also, I may have recommended you and your stories to someone, so if you start getting more crazy fans, it's all my fault.

Haha, looking back into my reviews I rediscovered this (after going through Gary and the Prophesize one again). I always do love you stories. XD They're ridiculously funny. This one is too! Poor Ryan getting blamed. Hehehe, I loved the chapter! I can't wait for the next one!

Your brilliance is easily seen in this piece thanks to your witty banter, crazy characters, and overall amazing diction.

Congratulations.

I happen to like the Argyle pattern. I collect ugly sweaters and most (or at least half) of them are of the argyle persuasion. And I must go skating. Every Thursday. The disco ball at the skating rink calls to me.

And don't cry yourself to sleep yet. I have something wonderfully lame up my sleeve. Wonderfully lame...