Hilourios.

See? I'm even taking your advice!

I want you to know that I love how your mind works. These are so funny! Awesome work.
~Eshana

This totally made me laugh. Know I have this mad idea to do what kawaiineko did. Kawaiineo means cute cat,right? I wonder if there's a person called that on this site. Anyway, I really love the way you write your sarcasm-filled guides. They're really awesome.

(That. Was. Hillarious.)

KEWL POEM!

(how's that?)

Hahaha. I love these little sarcastic filled guides. They're hilarious. The 'deep' thing made me laugh the hardest. I've gotten one where all it said was 'lol'. I was all, "Uh...ok?Thanks?" Haha. I must go read all the other little guides now.

'deep'

Wow, that is just... just... brilliant! Seriously, who came up with that? They must be genius.

If the reviewer doesn't want to get high do to stupid health reasons, then they could always drink coffee. Or eat lots and lots of candy.

HI LOLOL. I'M WRITTEN! I LYK UR POEM THINGY. ITS ULMOST AS GEWD AS MYNE. COME C


. . . just kidding :)

Very clever! I have to admit, this used to happen to me when I wrote poetry, back in my younger days. I mean, if I didn't know this from experience, I would honestly think you were just kidding. It is funny but... it's also true...

Doesn't make it less funny. Nice work!

"HEYAAH. IM DEXTRITY! (misspells my username)UR VERI VERI REALIZTIK STOWI WUZ AMASING! XDXDXD"

Sorry for not stalking you and sending this to you by mail. Anyway, your parodies are addicting.

Onto the next one now. You should totally keep writing these because they are so good. Until next time.

HI LOLOL. I'M TENASHOS SURENDA! I LYK UR CINIKAL STOREY THINGY. ITS ULMOST AS GEWD AS MYNE. COME C.

Very true though. Those reviews annoy the living crap out of me...although I havn't got any on here because I havn't written anything much on here, but on I feel like murdering the little creeps who give ** reveiws like that.
You're a talented author and I feel like I'm in the mood for more so I shall be off to your profile page now. Thanks for bringing this issue to the attention of the millions of crappy reviewers out there, now we just have to hope that they're bright enough to realise that you're being sarcastic.

-Tenacious Surrender

Lol, ahh, the sarcastic-goodness. And who's Kawaiineko? Looked her up, had nothing on. *Is confused*

It is difficult to review this piece as you just ridiculed the way many people do write reviews. I found amusing however, since mch of what you said is very accurate to how many people review. Seriously, get real people!