Wow...O.o That was troubling.
Funny but troubling. What a jorjews obituary.
And what is with the character limit on the reviews? Sheesh FictionPress...Not like I could possibly ever fill it up, but the thought's there.
I know where you are. >:D I have found you...
XD

And I don't have anything on this site...what a waste...>.>

:o

This was cool.

Very random, too.

I liked it.

(:

Having a tuba-fairy is a smart idea.

Can I have one for my birthday?

That would be nice of you.

Okay I think I'll stop now

Ah. Another magnificent work by FlamingDoritos. Secretly, Lolman wants in your pants...

Oh, gawd. Your sense of humor shines true as always. Very, very funny. GREAT JOB!

And squellys. Mustn't forget Squellys.

Hilarious.

:) CD

:o

I want to die like that.

And a teacher who lets me write stuff like that.

WELL
IT WAS LOVELY
!

Good, funny, Cam getting killed and all, but I couldn't help but realize that Van wasn't mentioned here AT ALL. Shame. It would have made it a hundred times better.

Oh well.

Okay, this was funny, no question.BUT WHY COULDENT I DO SOMETHING...(sniff)I liked it, and twas a pleasant distracting, mon cheri.Lotsa love, my firned!

-Stringy

PS: Note how the flamers always:
-Have lame names
-Use nerdo lingo
-NEVER use decent punctuation or spelling (I TRY! I REALLY DO!)
-And, NEVER leave any sort of adress of pen name for you to flame them for.IGNORE THE **.

what was that. that was not funny at all. I am very disapointed. despite your attempt to be 'random' that was incredibly lame. and it seemed to me that you wrote this story just to make your 'boyfriend' feel special inside to be called a pie. does he have autism or down syndrome. also he must be a punk to actually wear steel toed boots. wow a punk retard. thats sad. break up with him. now this Cam probably seems like the protagonist to me. you try to kill him multiple times. he didn't even do anything except be mindless. and the part I was most looking forward to which was the epic battle was completely ruined cause not only was it for your retard boyfriend but you didn't even say anything about it. ** your storywriting. just give it up now before you do something stupid like make a career out of it.

Haha! Hilarious as always! :D When are you gonna get to the piece with the girl who accidentally flashes a guitar player cuz of a lil baby? *Blushing* Anyway, that was hilarious, and totally random (you outta trademark that). :D