Oh, I really like your sense of humor! "I will be asking you to listen to my long, dramatic, and boring monologues about a class nobody cares about." and "way back when he rode a dinosaur to this forsaken building" were my favorite sentences. xD;
The professor is amusing, and the Main Character even more so.
I was impressed by the haiku, too. Pretty beautiful. You're a really talented writer *and* poet.

Loved it.

...but i assume you're not continuing, right? That's too bad. But still, even if you stop posting here, don't stop writing altogether. It would be such a shame.

Wow this is good. I noticed it's been a few moths since this has been posted but it would be really cool if you contiued this because I can't wait to find out more.