I really like this. It rhymes, which is something I love in poetry, but the rhyming isn't overly abundant. This is only the second work of yours I have read, but I love how they are mind opening.
I am all for opening the minds of the ignorant.
~Tyer

Life is awesome in the womb. Well, um, is that life since you're not born yet? I think it people could rent womb space they would, except it would feel like an earthquake every time mom jogs. Kids are lucky they don't understand religion, or the fact that as soon as they're born their body already starts to die, very slowly until about 20 then it starts to down hill, boobs first, then the face.

I'd never mark my baby if I had one, but maybe I'd brand my wife with a Slim Jim logo and call her Fat Mary for spite.

Nice work, I knew there was something relevant I was supposed to say!