Really good,as usual. This made me laugh. Liking the backstory element to it. Loved the way you captured the character so completely in so breif a time. And the Ikea thing made me crack up.

Lol. I wanna meet this character, but I guess almost everyone died in a back alley. Well, except for Lily.

I... um... I love the way you write. What more do I have to say? -wrings hands-

Well, let's see: "sort of like Bruce Willis might have said it back when he was actually good" ...I laughed. Hard.

"“Fee fahnt to tahk to your frent.” I reckon he was foreign." I gave my nose an enema with my orange juice.

"...with a bullet wound in your –" In your? In your what?! I need to know!!

"I've become fascinated by IKEA.." Oh god. I just, have no words. -snort-

And why won't Topher show up?! I'm really startin to like this guy!

But yeah, lovely one shot, I enjoyed reading it and can't for the life of me figure out why you don't have more reviews. I think it's cause you write "smart" and most of the peeps on this site are stupid. T-T

Much love, keep writing,

Bleep