"gayer than Albus Dumbledore on acid". That really made me laugh. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the Matrix is Gay when anyone watches it. Keanue Reaves was born for that part, I mean, i what other movie would he be playing the part properly by acting like a plank of wood.
I think I missed the Hot Fuzz reference - I'll have tp go back and look, though it's been a while scince I last saw the movie.

I liked this stroy, it sort of gave a better picture of what's going on in Undead Alive, whilst being a story in it's own right.

Peace (Lily) out! (it's not as uncool if it's witty, ok?)

Is there really such a thing as Japanese peace lilies? It's a cool idea, anyway.

I love the character Adrian. He's really a real sort of person, instead of a cliche ball of angst. And putting him in the same room with a cliche ball of angst? Priceless.

Lol! I loved this one. You should bring William into the main story sometime. I also loved that reference to the couch. It was very funny. I'm gonna tell all my friends to get an account on this just so they can review your stories. ^-^!

Semi-funny. Semi-insanity. xP

It's amazing how you managed to keep Adrian's voice the same even in a backstory, and your writing style is so distinctive, too. -wibble-

First of all, "...except without a free toy." DISCRIMINATION. That is all.

Secondly, "“Watch the peace lily!” I yell. God, I wish he wasn't so bipolar." I loled. Read it again. Loled some more.

Thirdly, I didn't see any gayness between those two, and admittedly, showcasing a cutesy brotherly relationship between two hot guys takes talent. -bows-

And it had a happy ending! Yays. Though I don't suppose it'd be easy for a vampire to kill himself anyway...

But, um, yeah. I'm enjoying these sidestories way more than I should be. :]

Keep writing...!

Bleep

Amazing! I liked the little bits of humour that you stuck in there :) Keep up the great work!

~Carm~