I'm not going to laugh.
I liked it :)

Well, it's short, but I like it! The idea deserves more words, you should try and developp it... ^^

Ridiculously random, but hey, one day this'd be the perfect riddle for your children :) I may use this too :)

I love black widows. Nice job. Especially with the rhymes. It gets me so excited when rhymes make sense. ^^