I love that. I am just sitting here, laughing (and NOT studying for finals). All so, so so true-- yogurt is not sexy. But I draw the line at fruit-- dude, boys feeding you strawberries is beyond sexy, in my opinion. Seriously, though, really nice.

Lovely! A real funny look at an over-discussed topic. I'm an awful reviewer, but I have to say I'm a big fan of your fics... All very well written, with a wonderful taste of irony to them. Congrats!

"How stupid
would you look
walking around with grapefruits in your back pockets?"
... I spent a solid five minutes trying to picture that.

Great work. I'm no poet, but I definitely know what I like.

ahahaha. this is pure tracey-rant.when i was reading this, i could hear you in my mind with that distinctive, totally unique tracey-is-not-too-impressed tone of voice. lol. i loved the bit about the sexy yogurt. very insightful ending as well.

"Sexy YOGURT?"

L.O.L.

A poem from Tracey is a rare delicacy, indeed.

"nor is a gazelle attractive at all."
Well, they're sort of like doe, so . . .

It's an excellent rant, although I don't understand why you felt the compulsion to write it in lyrical form when a lengthy paragraph would be more befitting of your abilities, if you don't mind me saying, and equally as enjoyable. Certainly better than any poem I've wrote, but I don't think is nearly as good as your procrasination piece, although the theme is interesting and very "you." But alas, it does not rhyme. Consider my interest un-piqued!

Hilarious and oh-so true.
I really never understood how fruit could be sexy.

((favorited))

~DeeAnna

this is really great
its hilarious
and at the end, it comes together amazingly, and kind of reverses everything

plus, it is very rythmic and it just sounds good
great job