Um, the hobo-hating Detective is inded a quirky character. But I'm kinda scared of him since he's so self-righteous. Anyway, I've spotted a typo--"are a drain", not "area drain". :)

Very funny, like the time Tor had me baited with the head of an oxen and was about to slay me with mighty Mjölner, and Hymer cut the line for fear of his life. Then Tor smote him in my stead! Hark!

Wow, that was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. What gave you the idea to write that? Very original and quirky.

lolz...funny ending.
^.^
I love it when one-shots have funny endings.