this is not bad but when i read these kind of things it is just so much more fun if you sound angry, i am just not picking up that vibe

Whoo! I love slash fics!
(I'm rolling on the floor laughing between typing these words. My husband is laughing behind me.)

Lol, this was hilarious. Some things I could agree with like the anonymous reviews where it's the author reviewing themselves, I even stumbled on a story where it had over a 100 reviews with only 4 chapters and I'm like wow, this story must be good! I was disapoitend to say the least. Not to mention when I looked at the reviews it seemed that is was a bunch of anonymous reviewers having conversation with the author and talking about nothing that pertains to the story.

All in all thing really entertained me and was worth reading in one whole sitting.

This actually made me laugh out loud a few times. You make so many good points and put all of my pet peeves and feelings into words and witty comparisons. Thanks for that. You really have a good sense of humor. I'm impressed with your way with words and sarcasm. This piece was very entertaining, and I'll be sure to read it again whenever I see too many people writing things like, "this is my first time posting!" or whatever. It's good to know that someone else out there feels the same way I do. Anyways, sorry, rambling. Thank you so much for sharing this!

I agree with you. M rated stories would improve graphic stuff and swearing, but then, if this story was in depth it should be treated as to an adult perspective insteed of a teen perspective.
Narq.

Well, I must say you've done a really good job saying all this. A lot of people, including myself, have this kind of feeling inside ourselves only that we've never said it out loud.
Narq.

LOL I love this! Just had to praise you for this line:
"Mix and Match, (someone picks up a knife) slash, lemon (all the juice spills)." Heeheehee...
I do, however, appreciate the heads-up on MxM in the summary boxes, because then I know not to read them. ;)

Aha... ha... ha. This was... Good. o.O;
It made me lol quite a few times and I am sure I will remember this for quite a while. x3
But in the end, I came to conclusion that writing is really hard work. D: At least, writing and getting your story read. All this genre, rating, etc. stuff. Uh. I think I better settle for writing and not getting read, haha.
Still, I am adding this to favs 'cause of the 'spread the word' business. C; This might just save someone's story so it ought to be read.
Anyways, thank you for your work. x3

This is nice. Really. I'll get back to you. XDD

get ready to be thrown in an oven(the reverse way)





ThIS IS THE BEST ESSAY FOR WRITERS!

and because of the ic3-cold temperature of it, I finished every single chapter in one sitting...(and hell to the freakin' box named computer)

/commercial time/
You've been on all of my alerts and favorites.
So you better kick your twisted mind out...I'll review on every chapter from now on...okay?


and lastly, (why do i have to say 'lastly' in the first place?)

Write endlessly.
get that?

this is a command!




kidding!


Improve more...i'll just sit here and wait...

-LittleLoser-

Im liking your take on all this! :) I agree with much of it.

I enjoyed this. There were a few places where I had to re-read it to get what you were trying to say but as this is more of a rant/as you think style piece that's not a real problem. I do hope you continue with it.

hm a very good work that could explain alot of why i don't get reviews.
but can you explain why somebody doesn't believe you when you write a True Story?

Haha, concerto! I love this! Maybe I should write something about your story, making this review worth something. I must say, I loved the whole Energizer and Duracall Bunny thing.

By the way, (completly off topic) I haven't seen you on the skow forums as much...

I really should've made this review worth something or another in some way. Haha.

-phoebe.

XD

So amusing.

George Bush and penguins? I have you know, mister, that I am a devout George Bushian and refuse to hear otherwise! No, no, just kidding. C;

How 'bout George Bush and monkeys. That concept never fails!

Ha... Easter bunny! Have you seen the full version of "The Easter Bunny Hates You" on Youtube? xP