This is nice. Really. I'll get back to you. XDD

get ready to be thrown in an oven(the reverse way)

ThIS IS THE BEST ESSAY FOR WRITERS!

and because of the ic3-cold temperature of it, I finished every single chapter in one sitting...(and hell to the freakin' box named computer)

/commercial time/

You've been on all of my alerts and favorites.

So you better kick your twisted mind out...I'll review on every chapter from now on...okay?

and lastly, (why do i have to say 'lastly' in the first place?)

Write endlessly.

get that?

this is a command!

kidding!

Improve more...i'll just sit here and wait...

-LittleLoser-

Im liking your take on all this! :) I agree with much of it.

I enjoyed this. There were a few places where I had to re-read it to get what you were trying to say but as this is more of a rant/as you think style piece that's not a real problem. I do hope you continue with it.

hm a very good work that could explain alot of why i don't get reviews.

but can you explain why somebody doesn't believe you when you write a True Story?

Haha, concerto! I love this! Maybe I should write something about your story, making this review worth something. I must say, I loved the whole Energizer and Duracall Bunny thing.

By the way, (completly off topic) I haven't seen you on the skow forums as much...

I really should've made this review worth something or another in some way. Haha.

-phoebe.

XD

So amusing.

George Bush and penguins? I have you know, mister, that I am a devout George Bushian and refuse to hear otherwise! No, no, just kidding. C;

How 'bout George Bush and monkeys. That concept never fails!

Ha... Easter bunny! Have you seen the full version of "The Easter Bunny Hates You" on Youtube? xP

This is fantastic advice. And it's great that you put it up so that everyone can see it. I know it's probably just because you were annoyed.. but, hey, if it helps the needy! I've never been any good at writing a synopsis for my stories. I alway get sidetracked. For me, it's terrible because I lose ideas quickly. Please stay on, though. You seem like a very interesting person with good ideals!

i was thinking about a Rubik's Cube oriented crackfic where the Heir to the Golden Cube solves it and ends world hunger and creates world peace, but I can't fit it anywhere. and it was going to be so good! but you're totally right about all the genres.

I did enjoy this work of yours. Thanks for posting it:)

It helped. It was like - "Hey, all these are true, indeed."

:)

Too lazy to sign in...

First- I keep seeing a common mistake: "those that" should be "those who."

Second- Watch your commas, such as "although, it only..." should not have a comma there.

Third- Yes, I have seen them in not just this chapter, but the other ones as well.

Fourth- Nice story; just watch the little details, because they can be annoying, given they continually pop up.

Fifth- I don't really have one... I just felt like putting 'fifth.'

This is truly authentic. I look forward to more of your writing.

I read various chapters. I saw the title and the people inside my head all went, "Wooh! Rant time!" I like rant time. You make some very good points. The "R3VI3W PLZ! !" thing bugs me to absolutely no end.

"Remember this, if you see someone reading something without paying attention to it, but at the same time reviewing you, then he/she is a flamer."

And the ones who read and don't pay attention-yet STILL review and aren't negative-are just poor readers. D: I hate when this happens -_-; D:

this chapter was really confusing. but i think i got it. people don't read stories because there are too many limitations. or don't write because they have too many limitations. right? i hope. about the "too close to life" section, i use writing to live the life i know i could never have. it's hard though, to write about things i don't understand or never experienced.