Aww, this is really cute, in sad kind of way. And I love how, even though it's depressing, you still have that little bit of wit, to enlighten it a little, such as the section to Eugene.

Yeah... very depressing... but in a good way. Not that something can really be depressing in a good way - what I meant is that it was well written! Although I have to ask, are there two Justins? That was the only bit that confused me :)