This? I love insanely!
Ok I did know it was Eben that was emailing, not Sammy. I was glad that Clement realized too. As he himself said: 'Duh!'
Sammy's nice enough to Clement, but it didn't seem that he would be his type even if he wasn't, I'm assuming, straight.
'Evil' seme Eben is a much better choice.

Good god, you're writing is quite addictive. It's seriously the only thing keeping me from falling asleep right now, in my chair. It's better than slep!

In particular, I really appreciated the twist and Evie's character. It really added a whole new level of fun to read-ness. I think I'm gonna print this out and read it over XD

I loved this story, haha. Even though it has weirdness...but that just makes it all the better haha. Weird is real. Real is awesome. Awesome is sexy. Capiche? Anyhoo. Really loved the story, and the characters :]

This story made me laugh so much. You have no idea, really. My four-year-old sister started staring at me like I was crazy while she was watching Cinderella; and let me tell you: nothing distracts her when she's watching Cinderella... Except her big sister laughing like a mad-woman.
I was expecting Clement to end up getting with Eben, but the way it came about was just wonderful. This is so great, really. Something that makes me laugh this much (and trust me; a lot of things can make me laugh, but not for extended periods of time) deserves all sorts of praise and whatnot.
Thank you for the great read.

This story is major Awesome Sauce with a side of Awesome Garnish! I love Clem and Eben and Evie, they all rock and the emails were hilarious and hot! Good work, definitely a new fav.

AW, THEY'RE SO CUTE!

I had to make strange deals with my parents just now, because they were all like GO TO BED but I was like NO I'M READING ABOUT HOT EMO GAY BOYS and they were like FINE THEN DO ALL THIS ** AND THEN YOU CAN FINISH READING and I was like FINE I WILL BECAUSE THE HOT EMO GAY BOYS ARE WORTH IT AND ONE OF THEM IS NAMED EBENEZER.

Well, not in so many words. But it went something like that. This was so cute. I love his bunnies. I know they had like, this tiny little appearence there, but it's like, only really, really cool people can name fluffy animals such bad things.

Super cute and I love it! Thought I'd share :)

I can just say that I love this story.

It's really wonderful!!

Bwahahaha I loved this. My love for Clem and Eben is exponential...I reread it about three times, actually, in quick succession (good thing reviews have spell check on my computer cuz I spelled succession wrong).
Yes. You rock.
Now update BUBBLES and you will not only be my favorite author, but I will be your **. I don't know if you'll ever need a **, but just in case...
:)
Oh, and I actually googled ogletheorc out of curiosity and all I got was "Confessions of a Stalker: A romance fanfic" for results. I came to the conclusion that it doesn't exist. Heh.
-Ryette

so cute! I LOVE IT!! Great job!

AW. I don't even like MXM but you totally converted me! This was so cute. Adorable, really.

The story is really, really sweet - I can just picture Clem in all his obvious gayness..wow, hot! Besides that, the story has been well put and the twist in the tale is really cool. Though it had initially seemed that the ending would be such, while reading the e-mails, it seemed as if it would, indeed, NOT end like that! The nice change was nice...also, come to think of it, none of what Eben had said was a lie! :)

Besides that..there are a few typos..also, you got Gandhi's name wrong (I'm not a History-nerd, but it's some bit of patriotic knowledge :P Btw, do u know that it's Gandhi's b'day on 2nd Oct? (random info))!

But, whatever..currently the state of my heart is ::flutter flutter::

Oh my god I loved the names for the bunnies! They were awesome! Next time I get a new pet? Yeah, it's definitely going to be named Murderer, Slaughterer, Bloodshed, Massacre, or Axe-Wielding-Serial-Killer! Cause, you know, those names are awesomeness!

And, of course, I guessed that it wasn't Sammy's e-mail address, but I was being all embarrassed for Clement, cause I thought that he thought that it was Sammy. Hence, I was majorly surprised by the "DUH!" at the end of that email.

BTW, I absolutely LOVED how he fell for Eben instead of Sammy in the end...I loved both Clement and Eben! Great little fluffy oneshot here. I love it! :D

Oh, I absolutely adore this! The way you made Sammy is so true. He was all nice and polite and cute but so incredibly wrong for Clem. And I loved your foo fighters references, just saw them a month ago in concert (Dave Grohl is so creepily cool.) But the reason why I lurv this is the last email with the 'DUH' at the end. That totally took me by surprise. At first I thought it wasn't Sammy and then I thought it would be Sammy and Clem would find out he hated him and then I went back to my original thinking. But yes, this fic is hilarious and awesome. Good work!

that was cute. very cute. x) i totally prefer eben to sammy. loved it, fav'd it. :D

I am SO naming my kitty Axe-Wielding-Serial-Killer. Except I don't have a kitty...and I'm sort of allergic to kitties...oh, well. Details, details.
I LOVE CLEMENT. :3 HE IS SO...SO...RAPEABLE! Yes, that word works. I want to tie him up and drag him into the deep dark forest...but I don't think Eben would like that too much.
The Foo Fighters rock so hard. Best of You is like...descriptive-word-so-awesome-it-doesn't-exist.
I so knew Clem would end up with Sammy's stupid friend just from the first locker/fagtard scene. Life is good when you have psychic powers. XD
“You Kill Me With A Kiss And I Love You With A Razor by Slash Fest of Utter Suicidal Bloodbath?" That's not an actual song, is it? XDD
Anyways, great job. This totally melted by heart into a pile of mushy goo. (: