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Sun Goddess 13
2008-06-18
ch 1,
abuseI just want to say that I love the stfu reference in Clem's e-mail address. This is actually my second time reading the story (I liked it so much I had to read it again) and when I actually took the time to read the e-mail address I did a double take to make sure I read it correctly. Anyway, great story!
Parchment Quill
2008-05-24
ch 1,
abuseOh, my lovely Freak-of-Spade, I am on my hands and knees begging for forgiveness. I had no idea that this story was posted and didn't see it until I checked your profile. Stupid FictionPress, I know I added you to my author alert list but I never get author alerts from you. So, I am sorry, okay darling?

Anyways, I absolutely LOVE this story. I think I am in love. With Clem, Eben, Sammy, Evie, and YOU of course; don't start getting all jealous on me, you know I love you more than anyone, even your totally-awesome, manga-loving, sexy characters. You did everything I wanted and made it all into a beautiful story and I LOVE it so much.

By the way, I hate. No, no; just kidding. But you got me all excited about ogletheogre and when I goggled it, I couldn't find anything. You gave me "Limps and goblins" and heartlessly took them away; and that hurt. Okay, I am only joking, I could never be mad at you, honey.

It really does feel like you wrote this just for me, I mean Sammy sounds just like the cute guy that I stalk. Uhm... Well I don't actually stalk him... *smiles all creepy-like* But Sammy sounds just like him and that made me so happy. Are you sure you aren't my stalker? *looks around, hoping to see my beautiful Freak-of-Spade with a pad of paper, drawing me in the gayest outfit imaginable*

Anyways... I'm done being crazy, for now. Honestly though, I love the story, thanks so much for writing it for me and I am so sorry for not reading it until now. It wasn't my fault. Forgive me?

Love you, Freak-of-Spade, dearest; my favorite freak ever.

Lots of love,
Your **, Parchment Quill

(Wow, that was the funnest review that I have ever written.)
PencilSketchS
2008-05-24
ch 1,
abuseI didn't review this when I read it, gomen, but I must tell you that it is by far one of my favourite one shot stories to date. I never really got into Sammy so I'm happy he just faded away into never never. Eben is awesome, him and Clem can come over for choc milkshakes with me anyday.

I like the way the story was structured too, with the emails, and that I was never sure whether Clem suspected or not. I swear I was going to write him up as a lovable idiot, but he proved me wrong. *happy*
Slashmistress Holly
2008-04-15
ch 1, anon.
abuseI love you. I love your writing. Marry me? *glomps*
Domini-kun
2008-04-06
ch 1,
abuseI SO ** KNEW IT WAS EBEN WHO HAD A ** CRUSH ON ... What's-his-name. I don't even know the name of the main character. SAD. *cries* Anyway, I was kinda sad when I discovered it was done. This is why I try to avoid oneshots. Because they are so short no matter how long the chapter is. *cries again* YAOI ROCKS THE WORLD!! YURI DOES TOO!
kuro-kaito
2008-04-03
ch 1,
abuseThat was seriously the best one shot I have read, by far..
made me feel giddy, well to say in short, I loved it.
As for your writing, seems pretty well structured, but than again I'm still pretty down there when it comes to writing, hehe
Well since I took a shine towards this piece I'm be looking forwards to your next one. It makes me smile :D keep up the work, love ya, hahaha ~
Leo Minor
2008-04-01
ch 1,
abuseWith all due respect, but Clement ánd Eben are utterly retarded, pretty strange and just plain awesome.
You win, I LOVE this story. Oranges dó kick **, as do having freaked out chlidren-friends (My mothers best friend has a three year old with ADD, I adore her).

~Leo Minor
PoertyQueen
2008-03-31
ch 1,
abuseAH this was perfection I loved it! *tackles and kisses* you are a god around pickles... or something like that *hands you a lifetime supply of cookies*
nonaccount
2008-03-30
ch 1,
abuseMuch funniness abounds! I love the intentional overuse of "scary" describing Eben's room and the bunnie's names - hillarious! :)

"'Hey, I have an excuse! I'm in denial, I get to do that kind of stuff! You should pity me!'" *Really* I've never heard it
vocalized that way before.

I love it! Oh so sweet - I wish there was more.
MacKitty
2008-03-15
ch 1,
abusehi! i love you so much! i am now on a fluffy (like cotton freaking candy) sugar high and i'm supposed to be meeting my friends soon and it's YOUR fault if they're freaked out by my highness. hehe. um, yeah, this stands for your other story too with Dale and Syl (is it bad i can't remember the title of the story? gah)but yeah it's so funny and freak-like and i LOVE it.

and you're right. bubbles ** ROCK. :D

see ya!
Silence of Fireflies
2008-02-18
ch 1,
abuse0_o Yaoiness at its fullest. Needs a little work, but the story was awesome!!
RoseLife
2008-02-17
ch 1,
abuseAWW key-UTE!
haha loved it great job!
Qzz
2008-02-17
ch 1,
abuseI just love this on so many levels! it's perfect! HAPPY (belated) VALENTINES DAY!
Tobyk947
2008-02-15
ch 1,
abuseIT was fabulous i loved it!

FOrever your admirer

Vivian
erasmuss
2008-02-15
ch 1,
abuseZOMFG! When I read 'Nirvana' in here I literally when -gaspgaspgaspwheeze- and my heart did this little flippy thing it does whenever I read the word's 'Nirvana' or 'kurt cobain'...PLUS! I got the new Foo CD and was listening to the album while reading this. So 'Long Road to Ruin' was what Clem was listening to in the car in my head...either that or 'The pretender'...which I like better but isnt their newest hit. I had my concert virginity stipped by the Foo...and see them in March. WOO...anyway...back to reveiwing.
Okay. One thing everyone knows to never do. Well, in situations like Clems. You dont look at someone while there sleeping coz its creepy, and you dont ever think about kissing them. Ehehehe, it made me cringe because I could see what was coming...my coisong kissed me while I was sleeping once, then my brither beat the crap out of him. But yeh. Silly SILLY Clem.
He didnt kill Gahndi? That part made me lol and spit Naan bread. Eww. Your ** makes me laugh, which like I said, is a good thing...well, the intentionally funny stuff anyway. Myabe he commited Genocide?
OH! Nother cringe moment...E-MAILS! Idiot boy. Confessing love like that is gai but oh-so amusing...as long as youre not the one doing it and getting you ** burned. JT is EW! He literally walkes SMACKBANG into my friend in our city and knocked her on her arse, and I growled at him and he was all apologetic and evertyhtin -probably coz I death glared him...even if he did have body gaurds- but my friend was all like -blushstuttercanIhaveyournumber?-...
OH A STAR WARS MENTION TOO! My same friend who walked into JT has han-solo and Drath Vader bobble heads, and I blue tacked them together so they were kissing...ehehehe, but is Clem like, fishing for compliment? And I dont like sammy. Blode blushedrs are like, ew.
His poem is scary too. and Clem is dumb. I laugh at him, which is a good thing I guess. ZO MFG! I want to put someone in the pink fairy princess outfit! Hell! I want to be in it myself!
If you didnt figure, I was wrtiting this while reading the story. Things came as things went.
But now I make my demands for MY promised onshot door prize 100th reveiwer thing. Coz I totally forgot till now but I WANT ONE DAMN IT.
If my claim is still valid of course...
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