I pronounce; thou art an genuis!

I laughed so hard when I read Fancycrit's review "Are you on crack?!" I mirror that same question. Are you? Like seriously? Because only someone so ** up in the head would write this ** and post it as a joke. Yeah, I know that's got to be your motive. There is no way in hell (unless you have some mental issues) that you write like this and think it's actually good and makes sense. It doesn't. It's not english and it's all random crap thrown together.

An example: Because she is Welsh. I cannot **. An angstie rockitship. Ramen is my friend. Does not like rugby.

All of those things plus a ton of other words do not connect. They're all completely random. You're seriosly butchering not only the english language but the art of poetry. All for what? A big joke so that people will flame, get offended, or crack up at your nonsense? You're pathetic. Get a damn life, my god.

are you on crack!?

You know, at first I didn't know what to think about your haikus, but I actually think they're pretty cool and different. Very original :)

Your haikus are okay, but they don't say anything really. They don't mean anything, so they really are just words and not poems. Maybe you could do them to a theme? I did like the one about your radiator though.

Julie Andrews pukes
Up lizards into buckits
Because she is Welsh.

I behold your deth.
The minotaur eats your face
But I cannot **.

Those poems=God.

Hey! I'm just curious... do you do the bad spelling intentionally? I thought you did, but then when I read your profile it seemed like you were really unsure of how to spell some easy words. This isn't meant as a flame because I do like you work. I enjoy reading it but find it very difficult to read as it is. I certainly would enjoy it a lot more if it were written in standard english. Anyway, I still love ya.
Awesomeness-->
Ramen is my frend.
It is very ramenlyke
With noodels end **.

You don't know how much I enjoy reading the comments you receive. As a joke this has gone too long, but as long as it entertains you and your faithful readers, then hey.

something new... sumting gud to red abt... yit grandmaticalli incorlekt...

nice...

I love the second to last one.

-max

omg dese poemz rawk hardkore! but wuts a haiku?!?!?

Haiku in the plural form would be "haiku", lol. My idiot self finally came to realize that a lot of the spelling errors were intentional. Me lykz!