Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. That's why my friend of four years is still at least a head shorter then me. LOL, loved it.

poor attempt my **! this was quite brilliant and... witty gay-supporters always make me smile real big :D

Brilliant. The ending literally killed me.

I love this is essay. And you. Really funny, it's going into my favourites. :D

will you marry me?

XD. Thia is a really funny essay that pokes fun of the homophobe...I LOVE IT!

-Mika.

lol, that's awesome! i agree completely! satires make my day, and this happens to be an issue i feel very strongly about. yay for reverse psychology!

thanks for writing this!
--kyra

Props for writing this. Maybe they'll eventually get it if people keep pointing out the gaping holes in their arguments about gay marriage. Satire is a brilliant choice of method, I think, if you want to persuade people. Cheers.

Am I allowed to say that I love you, or would that fall into the category of being homosexual? That was amazing. I assume you had to write why it should be banned? Incredible!
~BJ