I really like this! It was really funny and original. I particularly liked the sentence "The havoc I could spell in sentences".
Awesomw.

Being a dot can't compare with being a walrus. That must be why it sucks.

Wally

Oh my goodness you have talent.. How did you manage to do that?

Well, the enthusiasm made me laugh, but the implications are quite depressing, come to think about it. So very nicely done, keep it up!