wow. haha made me smile again. nice inspiration too rofl

Haha- this is too funny! I'm actually (should be) doing my maths right now... so this gave me a really good laugh. I like how you italicized the words that really should seemed stressed out. My only thing- maybe you could add commas when you end sentances like...

"But where was she? A thought then hit me(,)"

"I noticed something, so then I thought(,)"

You know what I mean? But it's hilarious the way it is, haha. Great job! - WxOxW

I waited there for hours a plenty.. aplenty

This is really existential... if something isnt there does it exist kinda thing... I really like this... it's awesome that you can get inspiration from something silly like that... I also like how you italicized some of the words.. that was nice

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