OMGawd! I've gotta remember quote #9: "hm... struck a nerve there, didn't i, b*?"

Awesome! Look forward to more!

Please R&R,
W Griffin

Haha. Yeah... I guess I am putting it on here. I just need to collect/remember quotes. Most of the stuff that happens to us is just moments that are extremely funny, not the actual thigns said, so. I don't know whether or not I'll actually do it. The bomb threat sounds fun. Unless there was an actual bomb which would not be very fun. Kinda deadly. Its cold for me now. My fingers are numb so I'm going.

Oh. But I am sure that tornado drills would only make life more fun. Aw, I want tornado drills. Once there was a 'gun man' out side my school and we all ran to the windows and saw police putting on bullet proof vests but then it was a toy gun, so that was kinda disappointing, but exciting. Were so lame we cant even get real mad gunmen. You live in America, right? You have them, right? At least thats the impression we get in Australia.

Haha sorry I ended up going on about nothing. I've decided to do a school thing like this too.

YOU HAVE TORNADO DRILLS?! Oh my god, that is actually awesome. We only have fire drills and lock downs (for if theres a gun weilding person in the school). I suppose that may be because there are no tornados where I live. Still, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

Haha! I only read the first chapter... is this real? I like it.. it's funny, rude, stupid, offensive... just like me and my friends! I'll tell you my favourite quote.

I was in a tent at a school camp with my friends Kat, Dougy and Luke. We were in a tent together, despite boy/girl mixed tents not being allowed. A teacher, Mr Irvine walked past. I didn't know, and I decided it would be funny to yell 'LUKE! STOP VIOLATING ME!' very loudly. Mr Irvine heard. 'What are you doing in there?' he said. Luke put on a squeaky voice. 'Reading a book sir!'.

thanks! x

Lol loved it, keep updating its hilarious!

lol, oh goodness, i should seriously write a chapter for this :P

you have silly friends, and no life to actually write all this, and that is why i absolutely love it. i can relate: i have no life either ^__^

i love-s you =]
k.X

lmao hilarious! gimme more!

Haha i loved it hope to hear more soon! god itd be awesome if my friends said more stuff like that! thanks

fitzy

This is hilarious. I really loved 'Im serious as a ** heart attack' "Who needs Armegeddon when the world has your mother?" "Stupid ** was blowin' on her ice cream" and Ms. Phoenix: What are some examples of Epics in modern English?
Emily: The Night Before Christmas?
Thank your friends for me cos they and just just cheered me up.