Yup, I love this poem. Some sporty people in my school can be really bad sports. Yeah.

Oh My God!! I absolutely cracked at the last 3 lines (which was rather awkward because it wasa deadly silent study hall and I was supposed to be doing Biology). It's amazing!

hahahahahahahaha
you certainly know how to make someone laugh.
"And never, ever mock someone who has a large, heavy paddle,
And who is close enough to
Bash your brains in.
hahahaha

Loved it, gym isn't exactly fun for me either, the exact same thing happens to me - except they aim the balls for my butt. Haha, keep writing. :)