I'm inspired!

Amusing, very. I interpreted it to be you're mocking poems or at least certain kinds of poets. "How do you kill a poem?" The best way being the last, I feel. Just overuse something until it breaks all together ans stops working. People do indeed forget that there's other ways of writing out there because they are "refusing to leave [their] amber shell[s]." Good work here.

I wish that you had flushed out the second and third stanzas thought. I would have liked to see the allegory more fully flushed-out and developed. The first and last stanzas develop your tone and points well, but the second and third stanzas just seem a bit vestigial and could use some clarification in regards to their purpose and what they illustrate.

Of course I could have just completely misread or misinterpreted your entire poem, that's always one of the dangers of poetry.

Why would you want to kill an umbrella? what did it ever do to you? though the poem was funny. i like. but still feel bad for the umbrella. ^-^
-Dommy