I completely agree with you.!.

I have so many stories on alerts at least 100, im lucky if i get to read a chapter a wk.!.

I hate those bloody authors who get ou hookd and then discontinue.!.

I feel your pain hun, i truly do.!.

So true, my friend. So true.
~Besieged.Infection

Pretty much brilliant.

Ohmygod that was hilarious!

So I have seen your name around the review pages before (probably through Jack Argyle, isn't he a trip!) and I swore I would would read something of yours because your reviews are always classic (from what I remember, I can't quote anything though). Well, I'm glad I clicked on this one first. The title was intriguing enough, but then the actual content just made it all the better.

I am definitely reading other things you have written!

Amusing piece. The title made me laugh. Nice work.

Good luck with writing, this story, and life. Have a lovely day and a wonderful summer.

~Twilight Starr~

Dude, I'm totally back. Major case of writer's block, that and school was slowly killing me (and not so softly either), but hey it's summer! I should be able to update more often bwuahahhaha.

As always appreciate your reviews!

Ahh, good old Della. Or as you are called in the Maori-tongue, Kahinti, which means "she who brings the fire and meets leopards then goes 'Ay'".

I have been away for some time...luckily i know that I'm not on of the people you're mentioning in your poem of sorts, as it clearly states "little hoes with good stories" and I am in no was a person with good stories. The Hoe part is debatable, though I would prefer to be known as a 'Man-Lady of the Night'.

Things just turned awkward then, didn't they? My error. You probably won't get this review as you haven't seemed to update in a while either, so hopefully this awkwardness is never felt. I've been away at University in a new town where a computer with The Internet is not that easily located. But having located a Mac, which is the equivelent of using a PC while contracting typhoid, I am now able to browse this once 'frequently visited by me' site. And what memories it brings back.

You were right about the good authors not updating anymore. But how about I cut you a deal from the pie of opportunity? You update, even the slightest bit, and then I'll read it and update myself, and slowly but surely we'll reignite the fires of genius that once encompassed this site...until I have to go back to uni, which isn't for a while hopefully.

Anyway, I'm off to read some of your other stuff. Laters.

Oh, but before I go:

DELLA!! DELLA!
Can't you hear me yella?
You're putting me throught hella.
Della. DELLA!

Aw Della. I MISSED YOU TOO ZOMG I'M SO SORY!

Yeah. I'm SO happy that you're still here! A lot of people just up and left. I didn't know how bad it was until now! D:

BUT WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE EACH OTHER OH YEAH!

Okay. I feel better now. :D

*is shamed*

I have no excuse.

T.T

BAUGH! I KNOW, I KNOW.

Honestly, I've been up to my ** in real-life issues and whatnot, and I think I'm finally in the clear. At least for a while.

I should be updating Thereyune tonight or tomorrow.

I luff you!

Hahaha,that gave me a good chuckle. =D

Pester them with comments maybe? Tell them to get their butts in gear! Nice... ode, for lack of classification.

Haha. =P This made me laugh.

An amusing tribute!