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Oh my god, that was great! I can't believe you managed to cram all of America's problems into one little paragraph about a seahorse. The capitalistic shark was my favorite! I love it! And the end was a nice twist.

simply hillarious. i loved the sarcasm in your title

You are AWESOME! That was GREAT! I am totally gonna add that to my C2!
Write on!
Pen.Dragon

Um, I don't have a credit card, so will you just take cash? And by cash, I mean in Monopoly money. It's much easier to get.

Amusing little story. ;P

I like how you meshed all those problems together into one silly tale. I don't think I got the point of Lobstro the Lobster, though, and the ending was... random.

Amusing read, in any case.