I absolutely love you story. I don't know why but sarcastic stories that break the typical fairy tale mold always makes me happy. Please, please update soon! This is the only way to calm the jealousy I feel for not having thought of the idea first LOL.

Hey, this is pretty funny! I'd love to read more of it. Please update as soon as possible!

Okay, so I bailed and skipped reviewing the other two chapters, so sue me! :P I'm rebiewing now, aren't I?
Prince Kestrel seems likeable, and I love the witch ^_^
Keep writing and update soon and this MIGHT make it on my favourites list ;)

Fight Writers Block!

~foxxy

*raises an amused eyebrow* oh, right. I can see Jestrel is a REAL problem child. Sarcasm.
I love the casual fairy telling here, though that's a famous soft spot of mine so, *shrugs*
I'd like it if you wrote longer chapters though it's not a command just a suggestion :)

Keep Writing!

~foxxy

SO EVIL.
A good chapter, explained her job, personality and what she has to deal with quite well.
I still say you're mean ;P
And that poor civilian! I refuse to say commoner. Stupid creep of a friggin prince. I commend you foor writing a personality so horrible and not retching.
To the next chapter,

~foxxy

You are evil. Just completely and utterly EVIL.
I'd say I curse you but I'm not into voodoo and that's my best friend's catchphrase.
I CAN'T BELIEVE your writing is so good you made me review for the PROLOGUE/INTRODUCTION THINGY!
GAH! I usually review for NEW chaps not old ones but dammnit I loved it too much. You're mean, writing this kind of hooker should be illegal. Really.
Anyway, loved the tone and ADORED the Disney-fairytale referances. I miss seeing the disney version in fantasy stories..Oh and I smiled at the referance to The Swan Princess made by what's-his-name.
Anyway if the next chapter is as good as this and makes me review I'll scream. And probably become addicted. So...we'll see.
I swear it's unfair finding this kinda hooker after my entire life of being a bookworm.

~Foxxy

this is just wonderful. can't help but wish the chapters were a bit longer, but lovely all the same. keep up the good work!

Heh...This made me chuckle. I love her attitude. And I sure wouldn't want to mess with her.
Keep writing!

it's a really good story but please make the chapters longer

Yayz!! another super interesting and fun update! The tension is rising! I can't wait to know what happens with that peculiar prince and the fairy! Can't wait until your next update! i'm already all excited about it! ^^! Keep writing!

Oh, wow, this is really well written, and you've got an interesting concept going for you. I love Emmaline's snarky attitude, too; it entertains me. Keep up the good work. :D

nice idea!! I like the change from the cliche fairytale.
Cant wait to see whats next!
XlinzX

Woo..! 2 new chappies, go you!
I can't wait to see what happens, although I think I know already how it might end ;)

Very funny but a bit Shrek-esque

Oh my. I like where this is going. I would really love it if you could update more often! That'd be amazingly cool. No pressure though =D