XD I'll probably never get a date... But, still, cute tips

Ah ha ha ha ha! That made me laugh.

If only society were more shall we say... sporting?

Most of the men in our homeland dress as though they're ready to go mow the lawn. And black tie is like an obscene swear-word...

LOL that was funny informative, I think that should work for me.

See ya

-giggle-

I'm in the same boat as you.

And yet I'm always the one my friends come to for help with their relationships...annoying...

he he, me likes this!

-x-

Lol so cute and funny and yet they're actually pretty pratical :)

I especially loved the bank call bit and the pay for EVERYTHING :)

This is going on my faves!

YEAH! this is wonderful stuff right here! huzzahness. you have earned the right to be in my favs! PARTY-time

omygoodness. that was too cute! lol.

however, i would like to add:

if you go into an arcade and start playing on the race-car thingie mebobs, GIRS: LET HIM WIN.

You must be an artful loser!

otherwise you can just kiss your dreams goodbye. lol!

But that was so great!

Love and kisses!

Mariah

I thought this was really funny. The part about the guy paying for EVERYTHING was hilarious.

Cute!

I especially liked the 'Allow him that little illusion' and 'If I wanted someone who agrees with me ALL the time, I’ll date a parrot.'

I was amused, though, so I think you were successful. P